Great. Now I'm starved and laughing at once. Wah.

THANK YOU for making me laugh so hard in a long time! Your description of Jareth's pants was not only riotously hilarious, but curiously and disturbingly apt as well. BRAVO.

Why did I not come across this fic sooner?!

oh but is it not true hun

absobloodylutely brilliant!
XD

That was crazy. Crazy crazy CRAZY. There were food-related similes and metaphors in every single paragraph and at least almost every other sentence.

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"she knew something wonderful was waiting for her, like the fluffy cream at the center of a Twinkie."

"His pants were tight, like the skin of an overripe fruit; as if, with a single false move, they could burst, spilling his delectable juices on the unworthy ground." <- w.t.f.

"Jareth," she said, "I feel as if we are destined to be together, like peanut butter and jelly or cupcakes and frosting."

"she clung to him like a squirrel to its last nut."

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I read the whole shebang with my mouth open, jaw slack, and my eye twitching. I've never come across such a, a fic where such similes and metaphors ran rampant (like a horde of underwear-stealing goblins trailing panties and bras over their heads like flags).

Reading this was like coming from a car crash relatively unscathed; it's happened to you and you've survived with all your appendages and skin intact, but you sincerely hope this never happens to you again (because you're pretty damn sure that if it DOES, you won't be driving down this street again).

Still, it was... amazing. In the holy-crap-am-i-amazed-someone-did-this-and-didn't-spawn-a-monster kind of way, but still, I am amazed.

you are brilliant. that was the most amazing piece of crack i have ever read.

Let me first tell you that I have never seen this movie. Ever. I've seen clips and stuff, but never the actual, full length movie. After watching the Nostalgia Chick review the movie (and completely freak out over the Goblin King), I decided to check out some stories on the romance that was incorporated into the movie.

This made me laugh more than I have ever laughed over something I didn't fully understand. It's like one of those jokes that you laugh about but your parents will never really tell you what it means. It did indeed make me hungry, and yet it satisfied me in the same way. The challenge was well done, and I have to admit you are a truly skilled writer. Thank you for the laughs! :3

Lots of dragon-y love (and cookies!),
~DL ('Dragon Lover')

So well written that it's disturbing... I will never be able to think of food in the same way again. And if I die from not being able to face eating, we will all know who's to blame!

Okay, so I've read this like twenty times and it still makes me laugh and keeps a huge smile on my face the whole way through. I loved the-- "Back then, I was but a child, an egg, and I needed to face you- my nemesis, my whisk- and your frying pan Labyrinth, to shape me into the omelet I am today." line. That was so awesome.

Talk about juicy story. XD Good gosh, you have got some good head on your shoulders to write something like this. XD *patpat* I enjoyed it, yes, yes. You managed to make it unqiue in very... Unique way! *lols* I must say, you did your work on Challenge Fic perfect! ^^

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You are correct - this will put someone off food for a week - though I am starting to have an irrational craving for overripe fruit.

That line about his 'succulent juices' made my freaking day! and the look on my sister's face was bloody priceless!
I offer my sincerest praises, and thank you profusely for inducing a much-needed bout of hysterical giggling.

I have to say that was brillant! It was like finding a mentos in the bottom of your bag after that perfect cup of java.
My cudos to you, for writing as if you were jamie oliver on steroids; a diabetic on diet craving that 'succlent juice'.
I hold it to heart, because my laughter was loud like a popcorn machine having just warmed up.
Well done!

I think this might be the most amazing piece of fic I've ever read.