I love how Harry took his pimp cane.

This was a very interesting story, despite (or because) the tongue-in-cheek approach to the universe. I loved the mafia boss Harry and I look forward to read the sequel as well.

. . . so you're really going to go ahead with the mobster angle?

Good grief.

Were you high when you wrote this story? This is horrible.

nice =]

I just LOVED the visual of a little Harry in a business suit pointing his wand and Vernon! Someone needs to draw that!

bellas pregnat ah freaky mental images it burns it burns i need fire whiskey and buter beer and any alchahol at all it burns

hilarious, i luv the zabinis

CAR IT IS CALLED A CAR

They keep cots in azkaban? thats sick.

Excellent! Since he can get Sirius out of Azkaban while he hides at a family house he should be ok.

You know your life is weird when going with the mobsters is the good idea.

this was a great story.

i liked your story very much until now...u peice of sh.. why kill off Moody...what an a..hole. U and the bit.. r both dunderheads!

yay