I loled so hard at this! Especially when Harry went: 'My dad thought my mum was a golden snitch?'

Just read all three of your talk stories. I must say I think the one of Molly talking to Ginny was the best but all were fun. They thing about this one though was they didn't really have the "talk". It was more about finding the right girl. I don'think Sirius would have left if at that.

All in all a good series of stories.

funny. amazing three different versions of the talk.

roflmaforn! Dear god...I don't think I'll every be able to look at the snitch or a suit of armor the same ever again either. xD

I actually felt mortified reading this, so it shows how goo your writing is!

HAHAHHAA your whole series was totally awesome :D made me laugh so hard. AWW POOR SIRIUS!

Did anyone get here from TvTropes? This was linked to on the Freud Was Right article.

I absolutely love this story along with "Plugs and Outlets" and "Quills and Ink Bottles" :) Very amusing and brilliant

Really good. Laughed a lot and certainly enjoyed the talk Sirius had with Harry. And that they got to visit like that on occassion. I can so picture the scene with Sirius, James, and Remus. The last two rolling on the floor laughing at the expression on Sirius face when he realized what they had done.

completly and uterly awesome, i seriously love your stories !

I loved every minute of reading this. It was great.

I swear, this got me doubled over. The enchanted armor talking - OH GODS. Simply brilliant, and a very warming story. Thank you for sharing it!

Yay! Thanks for the laugh!

Obviously going to be funny - also a very good metaphor, I imagine, for boys as well as girls.

Aww, adorable but then again Sirius always was :)