Mua-hah-hah. I love you. I just finished rereading Blackberry Wine, and this is the best sendup of her I have ever read in my life. In fact, the best sendup of anything.

Why is this happening to me?

Because I am Ruthless. And because it's fun

Again. Mwa-hah-hah.

That was quite amusing and a good concept for a satire but I can't say I liked it overly much. It made me grin at times (who couldn't love the "And I ravage the thesaurus until it screams for mercy." line?) but perhaps I'm just not in the mood after reading a couple of Joanne Harris books that I fell in love with.

I have to ask: how many of Harris' books have you actually read? I'm guessing, 'Chocolat', 'Five Quarters of the Orange', ‘Holy Fools’ and possible 'Coastliners'?
I do sort of see what you’re getting at in this but having quite extensively read her work recently I have to plead her case. She does write different stuff and even when writing vaguely to this formula I think she’s awesome and so do quite a lot of fans across the world. Yep, this is a long-winded way of me saying I think your wrong but this is only a satire so I won't waste anymore time being silly and argumentative. I like Joanne Harris and you don’t. :P

Maybe you should try reading ‘Sleep Pale Sister’, 'Gentlemen and Players' or 'The Evil Seed'? I recommend 'The Evil Seed' - it's her first novel and VERY different from what you’ve got here. So there. ;)
~Damsel

PS. No hard feeling, eh?

And I ravage the thesaurus until it screams for mercy.

Oh I LOVE you, this made me lol so much. Just finished reading Holy Fools and have read Chocolat in the past so couldn't help picking up on some... ahem *similarities* to the two novels.
No joke, I really enjoyed Holy Fools but is has to be taken with a pinch of salt. Great parody, really sharp - and nicely written which is also good to read. :)

Think I will save her other books for beach reading as they all seem to run in the same way.

And I don't know who's spreading gossip about me and threatening That Which I Hold Most Dear, but someone is.

I wonder who?

That would be me.



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"And I ravage the thesaurus until it screams for mercy."
Yes, this most definitely made my day. =]

I guess if I can't have flattery, I ought to be happy with pastiche, huh? :-) Nice work, dude. Oh, and by the way, I don't own a thesauraus.

Reviewer:

Hi, I am the Reviewer. It is my lot in life to inform you, the Author, of how I laughed aloud several times while reading your humorous bit of fanfic. Perhaps I shall write, in lengthy portions of prose, of how many points of your parody resonated with me - adding that I had recently read one of Ms. Harris' novels ('Chocolat') with surprise to find it so much different in tone than that happy Hollywood version with which I was familiar. Hoping to prove myself a witty and outstanding Reviewer, I shall probably frame my comments in a style honoring the original story - without recourse to all the 'LOLs' and smiley-faced emoticons that flourish in many other reviews.

This is one of the best parodies I have ever read. I liked how you switched between the Lead and the Antagonist. It was very funny and it described the food thing very well. I liked the rhertorical questions bit. Good story!

this is satire at its very very finest. gee, you do a wonderful job. i actually really like joanne harris, but you have nailed it perfectly in this. i was laughing out loud! :) bravo!

dahaha. very good writing, excellent satire, nice humor. i like. :D

Bahaha. That was funny in the most subtlest ways, but it was there in the fullest sense. Reading this during Study Hall has helped my day greatly.

Thank you for your humour,
Kat

Hahah, that's her, spot on. I love it still... even if it is a formula, it's a good formula.

'Holy Fools' wasn't completely along those lines, well, maybe a bit, but the short stories in 'Jigs & Reels' aren't all according to formula. 'Waiting for Gandalf' and 'The Little Mermaid' are some of her more original ones and some of my favourites.

ROFL Ah, it's funny 'cause it's just so true ... but the pages of foodie-type description are just so delicious to read, so we'll forgive her a little bit of unoriginality. Brilliant bit of fic! (Though I was quite disappointed that you forgot to mention The Token Redhead, after all The Token Redhead is an absolutely vital part of any Joanne Harris novel.)

That was hilarious...and it described her writing style perfectly...lol...

((Not that I don't like her style...it's just funny.))

oh god that was hilarious, cynicism becomes you :D