haha lol x

I liked it!

THATS BETTER THAN EDWARD LEAVING IN NEW MOON BECAUSE OF THE '2 EXIT BATHROOMS' HULABALOO!

hahahhaha

that's prob the funniest one shot ive ever read!

im sorry that was a little weird and funny and well and it just was funny and weird okay bye lol.

This was really amusing. I would not have been surprised if that's how it actually went. It's soo Bella.

I like this ending, rofl.

XD "it's, uh...contaminated. I don't go." LMBO that was awesome! xD fricking hilarious!

poor Bella's mom! but I didn't like her anyway. SO THREE CHEERS FOR VAMPIRES WHO STOP BELLA! -cheers three times-

LOL

Good! but is this just a oneshot or are u going to make an actual story cause you should

HAHA! I love it!

hahah i like it its really funny

GO on forever! even if shes being heartles at the ned its still pretty good! continue please, you doing good so far! :}

-KAt