Er... Hi people whom I do not have the pleasure of knowing except for various naruto/hellsing characters. Yeah, that's it. I wanted to be annoying today, and I don't really expect this to be continued anytime soon, so I know that if anyone wants to kill me because of it, I have time to find a good hiding spot.

~Rockcrab

Dark clouds form around a house in a queit suburban town. A shadowed figure sits at his computer in the house. Around him, was a large army of Chibi Vincent Valentines, Cloud Strifes, Sephiroths, one Black wargreymon and a very pissed off Rayquaza.

"Hello Kyouger-wheeze-...I noticed that Shino didn't get his rocket Launcher-wheeze-...Give him his Rocket Launcher or my army will be materialized into your fic-wheeze-...Nah just joking. But seriously, Give my favorite Naruto character his Rocket Launcher. And he is not like Mokuba! Just because he had close to no screen time doesn't mean he is unloved. SHINO YOU RULE!

Anywho...I have a few dares and questions so here ya go. Naruto- Why the hell did you not throw the Rasen-shuriken instead of thrusting it. I know that that manga chapter is old news, but I want that question answered.
Next, Hinata: I LOVE YOU TO! to me you are the best konoichi in Konoha. Skrew the rest of the Konoha twelve Konoichi, YOU RULE! now, did you have to deal with the bitchy faults Sakura had in the actual series, like inner-sakura? And if you did, what was the primary way of getting her back to normal?
Sry lil Tsuna and Kurenai. Here, i give you the brief power to imagine whatever you want and make it real after yur done with your councelling.
Wolfwing: I want to to break dance! And do it well...or else...I won't tell you what i'll do. you'll have to wait til my next review. Actually, both you and Krenos do it.
Safira: You cannot sya, look at, think about or have anything to do with wolf wing for two chapters! If you do anything involving Wolfwing...a chastity (did i spell that correctly?) belt will be placed on you until you get at least six reviews with a dare or question directed to you.

Well, as i take my leave I say, Rayquaza will demolish Kyouger any day. One hit Ko's don't count either. OH and Sasuke...I still hate you.

This is a real question, not an insult. I want Jason Voorheez to shove his big knife up Reena's vag and rip it out! Can you do that? That would make me happy!

Like, watz wit al da gaytards? Cuz like I dunno. So like i want Tsunde to go pis hr pantz. Herherher!

TAKUOSUKA! HOW DARE YOU STEAL MY FIRST REVIEWER POSITION! well w/e. i know that my question was a little st00pid, and i aknowledge the accusation as being true. however, writing a scene where they beat eachother to near death n rub bubble gum in their wounds is completely do-able lol=p. as for my dare(s):

Time-skip kid kurenai: go play with Tsunade's nipples
time skip kid tsunade: give Kyouger a blowjob after Kurenai is done playing with ur nipples (u deserve it man lol)

and as for a question... Sasuke, how does it feel knowing hat countless american 8 y/o's and a german-english naruto opening pronounce your name as sasookay? i imagine it must be what makes you so craptastically emo =p.

P.S my xbox got Red Eye so i won't be on for a while longer or at leats until i find the number for Microsoft to send it in to.

P.P.S i knwo this is a really long review but i want you to post it all on your next chapter anyway lol.

Stay black Dawg,

AJW1893

P.P.P.S lo0l ^

Well, it's good to see you've returned. Other than reviewing one or two chapters of Kiora's newest adventure. Well, I guess you want real questions, huh. Okay, so... has Wolfwing revealed to Safira that he's her father? Or is she still blissfully unaware? And if she has been told, my question to her is this: How has it affected her and Wolfwing's relationship?

Okay, that'll be it for now, since I'm out of ideas. And for anyone who's curious who hasn't figured it out, the continued adventures from HN4LMLD on Kiora's side are in my new story. I haven't updated in a while, but that's just from writer's block. Anyways, sorry to hijack the story for a bit, but please continue, kyouger.

its me again! told u i wuld run out of room.(stupid psp) anyway as i was sayin. Safira: i dont care wat it is but i dare u 2 fufill ur wildest fantasy and write about it in a one-shot fanfic that i now dare kyouger -coughrayquazascoolercough- to write! finally i dare lil tsuna and kurenai to go through the age old, and hated couples councelling. now i leave u all with this: a rocketlauncher w/ unlimited ammo as seen in multiple Resident evil titles 4 a very missed shino!

wow! this is my first review on a fanfic in about 2 yrs! i guess ur story really caught my attention. BTW: im currently usin a psp (long story) so i might send in an anon review after this one. first: i hate u sasuke! i hereby order u to b de- emoed by b-ing stuk in a room with richard simmons 4 3 hours (after u ansa any questions u may recieve) next: naruto, did u eva have wet dreams about any of the girls in the konoha 12(other than sakura) and finally, sorry ran outta room.

YAY Molten Metal Jutsu ftw! Arigato! Now please, explain one thing to me, how is Wolfwing the father AND cousin of Safira? I have drawn numerous charts(sad but true), and cannot find a way. I beleive this may have been an oversight. Please forgive me sensei.

Okay, after actually reading the book, I have to agree with you. They ass raped that plot, then blew its head off with a rocket launcher! Anyways, I hope you don't decide to do anything until we finish the crossover! There's only two chapters to go! One, actually, if you count the one I sent last night.

Not that Chuck Norris has ANYTHING to do with your most recent chappie. And my name is not that fucking hard! Domnu: dark witch who had a bit of a stint with young Merlin. Means 'the dark one'.
Edoc'sil: Word from Eragon that means 'unbreakable' or 'undefeatable' or something like that... ANYWAY! Love the story, love the characters, I want a GOOD sequel, and I'm outside your house right(cough!) now(cough!)

ok, so now my dare is this. tsunade, make mojitos for everyone. Sasuke, Kid kurenai, fight to near death and then rub chewed gum in both your wounds. and finally, i bestow upon you all, a cup of McDonalds coffee.

OH You guys are lucky i never notice dthis started back up, i missed so many chances to send you to hell... about 6 actually...

I SEND TO YOU A GIGANTIC POPTART FOR YOUR DELIGHT! It's so big, even Gamabunta would say 'oh shit...' and then he would run, and I DARE YOU ALL... haha i bet you thought i was going to say eat the entire thing didnt you? WELL I WILL! EAT THE WHOLE THING IN AN HOURS NOTICE!

and if you cant do that the poptart will explode and destroy half of konoha ^.^... which means after eating said poptart you will explode, but not konoha, have fun ^.^

Ok, I just watched Eragon, so my question is for kyouger. Does Safira's name have anything to do with the dragon named Saphira in the movie? I haven't read the book yet, i just got it.

Wow, just wanted to thank you all for the awsome like mother like daughter fic.
Q: how do you guys come back from the dead after each fic, cause according to kyouger, one of the main characters is going to die. I HOPE ITS KABUTO(that bastard)(hint hint).