Oh, you KNOW you need to write another of these, right?

You've only yourself to blame, really. It was too good! There needs to be more of this pairing out there and clearly you're the one to do it.

The pressure is on ... Well? Get to work! :D

Yeah! Go Rock! :D Great work, really enjoyable read, and you have written the characters spot on. Thanks for the read :-)

lols, need more. That was great.

this is way to strange, idk its not bad but its too strange..

Very good, an excellent humorous story.

I almost cried I laughed so hard. Clever wit, great characterization, well written... The list goes on. I never would have expected Balalaika! But there's the appeal... Awesome.

made me lol seriously great idea thankyou

Wow! Rock bedding Balalaika? That is a scary thought, though I like it. Very nice story. Well done.

Holy crap...Balaliaka? BWAAHAHAHAHA!

coolio

Inside of rocks head.

IDrock (Dressed as Dio Brando) MUDAH-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDA-MUDAH!

Super Ego: BLAGH! YOU SUNNUVA-! 0_0

IDRock:ROAD ROLLER-DA!

Super-Ego: WTF-?!

CRUNCH! SQUELCHING NOISE!

IdRock: WRY!

..back at restaurant..

Balalaika: (Stares as Rock leaps on table and does Dio's WRRY pose) Easy Rock, time for that later. (Slips the waiter a hundred dollar bill) Keep the vodka coming.

man i love ur writing.its superb hard to come by written material this good on fan good job ^^. pliz keep updating i look forward to ur next installment.

LMAO man this is HILARIOUS! PLZ UPDATE!

This is a pretty good and so far unique Black Lagoon fic with Rock/Balalaika no less! And Balalaika is one of my favourites from Black Lagoon! I wonder what else you have in mind, Cal Reflector! ^_~

haha. The Russian paratroop is the sexiest female out of black lagoon in my opinion. older women ftw.

anyway, in the beginning of the story, I wasnt used to your detailed style of narraration. too much focus on detail tends to slow down the flow of the story. because of this, I'll admit that I got kinda bored in the very beginning. I had to read on to finally get hooked. very sexy when the russian fed him that whine though. I like the story. good stuff.

Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant. I wish you made this into a whole series of stories. These two chapters alone are Earth shaking in their own right.