Good story, but seriously, Ron Weasley getting the message that soon? I don't think so. Please continue this story. Ron and Ginny, (can't forget about her.) would'nt give up that easily. Not to mention Mrs. Weasley, can you imagine the howler?!

damn awesome and interesting i cant wait to see what happens next please continue!

Very entertaining.

"Each had a piece of parchment stuck to them and the only thing on the parchment was a lightening bolt." - "lightning bolt".
"Unknown to Ginny a paternity test was done and it was discovered that the child's father was a Malfoy, presumably Draco's." - "presumably Draco".
"Then a year ago Ron showed up, wanting to return to the way things were but in Hermione's opinion it was too late. He started sending her letters, then notes to the office, popping by her flat wanting to talk or have dinner together. She refused every time, hoping that he would take the hint but he never did and wouldn't take no for an answer. It was getting stressful and she was starting to reach her boiling point." - IMO, magical Britain needs laws against stalking so Hermione could sue Ron for every single knut he ever had.
"The night that Voldemort died Ron had arrived with flowers inviting her to the Burrow for a celebration dinner under Mrs. Weasley's orders. Hermione had refused and continued to refuse even as Ron placed the flowers in her hand. The flowers were a portkey to the Burrow where Mrs. Weasley seemed to think that she had finally got her way. Hermione told her exactly what she thought of this manipulation and said a few things that she had been meaning to, to the entire Weasley clan. She cut every tie to them that night. The only one who seemed to not get it was Ron. He was still trying to get her to go on a date with him and the only way that would happen was if hell froze over." - And every knut Ron will ever have.
"The next morning at Hermione's office, in the magical creatures section, a basket arrived filled with her favorite coffees, teas, and healthy snacks." - Yum!
"I found a potion that allows a person to be fluent in another language, depending on the magical capabilities of that person. It determines how many languages you can know. For your information I am fluent in Hindi, Mandarin Chinese, Arabic, Russian, Italian, French, Spanish, Greek, German, Portuguese, and Egyptian happy?" - I covet Harry's fluency in Italian, French, Spanish, Greek and Portuguese.
"I have the potion instructions in one of my journals." - IMO Hermione should get to read those journals. And yay! for Harry having the self-discipline to keep journals.
"Neville was a successful herboligist and was married to Susan Bones and they had three little girls." - Lucky Susan and yay! for Neville, though Neville is a "herbologist".
Bless that old Chinese woman, her knowledge of the language potion and her notes and journals.
"since Harry had already asked her and had boughten the tickets," - "had bought the tickets".

great story

This is a nice story. I really like it. are you planning to make a sequel where is shows Harry and Hermione traveling all over the world and maybe settling down with some kids somewhere.

and thanks to Rockapella I have "Where in the world is Harry Potter" in my head due to the old WITWICS tune.
keep up the good work

Great ...

How can someone so good at chess be so dumb about everything else?
JKR is twisted...

Ron is so stupid! Great one shot and would make a great story if you ever decided to continue it. Love Harry and Hermione together!

Fun story, thanks.

Hi Potter8!

I'm just reading all your stories! I am reading all of them, just not leaving reviews for all of them. You are a delightful author and I enjoy your work.

Part comedy, part tragedy, part-everything-but-the-kitchen-sink. It's a quote I got off the cover of one of my favorite books, and I have to say, it fits this story well. As with all of your other works, this was fantastic and I liked it very much.

Off to another!

Love,

Avalon

PS: You are an HHr shipper, aren't you?

Very nice one shot!

very good loved it

i liked this!