Please. Please. Please. For the love of all things holy and sacred. Update. When the story started, I wasn't too fond of the characterizations, but as I read more and more, I became so enveloped in the storyline and you can't help but root for Luxord and hope he makes it with Xigbar!

I like how you tell the story, adding snippets of sarcasm in descriptions and stating the obvious..very refreshing, and the cast and sideplots are all amazing. So please, you must update and finish the story! D: I'm so hooked, I must know how it ends! I'll beta read any anything I can to help if that's what it takes~

good lord i love your style.
i can't wait for more of this story's wit. it's refreshing to hear about a pairing other than akuroku and zemyx. speaking of them, i like how demyx and roxas aren't pining after their chosen others. i never would've pictured luxord and xigbar together, but you write it so well that i don't see any reason as to why not :)

Oh~ you have to continue! I'm on the edge of my seat here! Yaay yaay yay~ I'm really happy that this is a XigLux story that is so smartly writen! You have no idea how many lines I wrote down and read over and over again, but still get a kick out of them everytime! I also like how it's kinda realalistic, but the stuff they do it so...wierd... :D I loved it so much, I just had to comment again! Plus I think you have 199 reviews! So I'm (hopefully) the 200 commenter!

Please continue!

I love this fic, I really do. It's witty and strange in all the good ways. Even though it hasn't updated in a year I'm still looking forward to anything that has ot do with this fic and will freak out, in a good way, if it ever gets updated again. :]

Oh, I love this story so much! Maybe even to much...you have no idea how many lines I wrote down that were in your story. Just...god, thank-you for writing it...GOD!
I also love this pairing, and saddly, they don't get enought loo~ove. Says the girl who doesn't do ** for zig/lux...sigh~ you just have to continue. Please.

I really enjoy how you write,It's very different! and it's nice to read stories that all have different writing styles...ya know? Oh, I just love you, period.


Please continue~!

Plz and thanks <3

I love this story for the strange pairing and the way you write. I've been rolling at some of the holes the characters keep digging themselves. The end of the 9th chapter is really good. I went to hit the button for the next chapter and there wasn't one and I was like Aww Man! Anyway I hope you finish the story and I hope this review made at least a litle sense cause I'm pretty sure it didn't.

okay, it's now been over a year since you last updated, and I think it's time I give up hope.
I'm gonna stop checking to see if this updates.
I'm seriously bummed because this was one of my favorite kh fanfics of all time.
Hoping you're not dead
-Sad Reader ;_;

wow, i love your writing style, its really professional. and your right, the ending does sound foreboding, i am also very intrigued as to what the Rummaging is. hope you update soon.

*Sighs* Luxord's really very sweet. Poor boy... Xigbar... He /was/ gonna cry. Not over some lame aftershave, but cos of you. Just... Even if you don't want him that way... Stop pushing him away. You're hurting him. He loves you and... *sighs* I'm really sad about them now... It's so utterly melancholy and adorably naive in places. I really like this fic and I can't wait until you next update. But... I just really hope that Xigbar doesn't go through with the surgery... *crosses fingers, closes eyes, spins in a circle and wishes* OK, I actually just did that. I'm weirder than I thought, which really is saying something. XD what they did to those girls was hilarious!

Aw, hell. XIGBAR DON'T DO IT! DON'T GET THE FREAKING SURGERY! DON'T! *breaks down* You look great as you are, just don't go there! IDK why I'm so upset about it, but I am *rapidly wipes eyes* maybe it's cos it'snot him; it's his mum who wants him to get it done. Gr... *brandishes rolled-up newspaper at his mother* You! Stop being so horrible!

AH BLINKING HELL! I WROTE THE LONGEST REVIEW I'VE EVER WRITTEN AND THE STUPID COMP THREW ME OFF THE NET SO I LOST IT ALL! RAWR GR *fumes furiously* That- that's just... SO FREAKING ANNOYING I... RAWR

Sum it up: Larxene and Xigbars mom are **, teenage boys suck and lesbianism is definitely going to rise in popularity amongst teenage girls.

Yay Cromwell reference, whooh! *is a Civil War re-enactor so gets excited by references to that era from people in other countries XD*
A phenomenal male prostitute? Luxord, you accuse XIGBAR of having a dirty mind?
Aw... they're adorable; the hug was really cute, somehow. Baww... That image is just so sweet...
Horse on dog?... O_O DO NOT WANT XD
Now excuse me for I must go and gimblewatt, murder and jay-walk the cow.

Hmm... their relationship is a little slow but I like that you're beginning to really develop the characters in this chapter. I keep forgetting about the whole cosmetic surgery thing, but I really, really hope Xigbar doesn't go through with it. He has lovely ears and the eye patch is pure epic on a string. Wearing a bikini and dancing a tango. OK, wtf started that thought process? O_o I really am tired...

XD Graduation from baby pool! Lol, I love Luxord's 'half-baked metaphors'. And similes. Though there are more metaphors. XD yay for allegories! Luxord, Xigbar... The reason is: you like /each other/. XDXDXD

XD this story is freakin' hilarious! At points, however, it is difficult to understand the characters and their beahviour, and it should really be read a second time to ensure full understanding, but it's still amusing and entertaining.