I loved how her hair color, eye color, and personality all change from scene to scene :) This is Mary Sue at her best...well, worst, but you get what I'm saying!

I don't think I've laughed so hard in a long, long time.

"The owner of this journal has been recently deceased, as a pile of coconuts from a tree came toppling down on her on Day 1, crushing her skull instantly."

Outstanding! Thank you, from the bottom of my Lizzie-loathing, black and shriveled heart. =)

Best waste of five minutes of my life, ever.

Kudos and well done. Mary Sues annoy me to no end. :D

Hahaha Liz died lol! Aw Barbossa going for his gun lol...damn that wet shot! Awesome story.
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LOL! That made absolutley no sense at all, but it made my day. Very funny. I especially liked poor Liz's fate. ;)

Dang, I hear you on that one.
I was laughing the entire time.

"She showed me a locket – an ugly pink coloured heart shaped one with jewels embedded in every crevice – and claimed I was her father. One would remember as important an event as that."

Freaking hilarious, and definately not a waste of time.

excellent, any chance of a second chapter? very good job of keeping them in character.

"One would remember as important an event as that. I would not spawn a child with green hair and red eyes."

I actually burst out laughing when I read that. Haha, I love your take on the POTC Mary Sue!

"I’ve noticed the captain’s teeth are getting cleaner."

HAHAHAHAHA! Best line ever! You rock!