I'll second that 'HUH?'. In fact, I'll take that HUH? and raise you a "WTF!"

I think you spend too much time explaining the format of the quiz and trying to replicate the style of questions and not enough on the actual content.

The jokes need tightening a bit too and the spelling could do with a double-check.

Okay, let me be the first to say it.

HUH?