i was going to write a story soon i was wondering if i could use some of these as comical relief?

This was weird, but very good.

Hahahahahhahaha

Heheheh, more please. ciao

I love these! Most of them are lovely and unique and witty. :)

Rule 35 made me burst out laughing.
"Rule 34 does not apply to Orochimaru."
For those that don't know, THE Rule 34 of the internet states that if you can think of it, there's pron of it.

...Except for Orochimaru aparently, thank god.

omg tht was soo funny!

Funny stuff!

thise laws are golden and awesome.
48 49 and 142 are my favorites.
although 49 should be 48 a

funny

BWAHAHAHAHA!

EXCELLENT.

Do a sequel, yes please m'hmm?

Nabanaba

(Why WOULD he lie about... oh.)

*blinks* ...but they *are* my harem.

Too funny. Thank you for distracting from a frighteningly dull bio class.

This was really funny to read and laugh at, but I am curious, what does the one about Naruto and the Tyranid hive fleet mean? Thanks.

MORE IDEAS FOR LATER

yamato may not be used as a campfire

bug spray is not to be used at the aburame household

naruto is never, ever to be allowed to get his hands on a copy street fighters

'one thousand years of pain' is not to be used as molesting technque

Jiriaya is never, ever to be allowed to get his hands on a pair of see though glasses

putting a 'perverts peek free day' sign on the hot springs wall is not a good idea

naruto is never, ever to be allowed to get his hands on a copy of harry potter

you are to never say the words 'youth, genius, or jumpsuit' within 30 meters of might gai or rock lee

rock lee is not a clone of gai
sasuke uchiha is never to be shown the video "How to be ninja"

"Ninja glare" is not the konoha theme song

shino should never be thought how to rap