Author Note: To those who are wondering, yes, this story is a parody. However, I am starting out the first chapter on a more serious note solely because I don't want this fic to be plain old ridiculous. It is meant to make fun of the widely hated but ever elusive Mary-Sue, and usually the fics out there with real Mary-Sues are the serious ones with huge plots, and I personally didn't think it would have as good of an effect unless it was written at least vaguely in the context of an actual Mary-Sue story. Thanks for reading! =)

This.../will/ become more parody-like, right? From the title and stuff, it's a parody, but so far it actually seems serious.

This is a parody, right? It would seem so, with your title, but it really seems like a serious story.