This is freaking hilarious! Great job- and I love the insults. I wish I could swear like that.

Lady Mage

LOL

that was awesome

i LOVED the insults. x

that was a-friggin-dorable! i especially liked the end!

woww... :D

original idea, brilliant writing :)

going on favs :)

Oh, I love this... Welcome to The SS Fire and Ice!

LOL.

Draco was just centimetres from her face and whispered huskily, “Are you as turned on as I am right now?”

Now THAT was cool.

This was wonderfully funny! I love the exchange of insults, delightfully imaginative! Ah the image of Draco in Renaissance clothing fills me with joy and happiness. ;-)

Fantastic! . lol, I enjoyed this very much.

That was a lot fun, an awesome read. I've always wanted to go to that type of fair. lol. Anywho, I really enjoyed that. Good job!

Excellent!

WOW WOW LOVE it more

cute i loved it.

Ahahaha, I really like this one.

You made my day. :]

I was looking for some good Shakespearean insults. I laughed the entire time! Good work, mate.

i thought this was really cute!