love it

Poor Felix, I can't believe he kept going.

HAH! That's hilarious.

oh my gosh i was rolling on the floor laughing and having my sister type this (HI!) (PS danielle has some bruises... its rly funny looking at her...)

im revewing cos

(A)i dont like being un-licked [that makes me sound like a saddo dosent it]

(B)i like your stories

(C)you scare me ever so slightly

(D)im bored

That was funny. Are you gonna do a parody to it? Like Demitri getting tortured by Jane the following day?

I liked it, very funny. I'd like to see it from Felix's point of view

Wow...that would be a weird couple...poor Felix...I liked it, it was funny.

I can't believe you found a song this accurate! I thought this was a very good story, even though I don't normally enjoy songfics. I think you should make a sequel describing how Demitri does, or a companion story where the Volturi invite the Cullens over for karaoke night.

Amber

Oh my.. that was awesome! I don't even think I want to know how you come up with these things... XD

I don't get it, but I think it's cute!

ahahhahaha i loved it... it was so funny

omg that wuz amazing u should really do another with Demetri and Caius!

Haha. This was cute and funny. I liked it.

Becky

HAHAHA!that's hilarious!i love it!