Hey
I had to look at this (censor suggestion : really) long movie for university. Manage to not die of boredom by doing my ironing at the same time (yeah, I had a lot of ironing to do).
I think the most (censor suggestion : stupid) part is when Bonnie ('Bonnie', dear God, even the (censor suggestion : Rhett's friend and counselor) had a better name) died.
But you can't help but love Melanie (like you love a faithful dog).
Very good summary.

I just read GWTW this weekend, and I love it even more because of your condensed version. I'M RICH!! WHE!

-Rose

Hilarious. I have never actually read Gone With the Wind, but your summary gibes with what I know of it. And does it hilariously. Nice work.

lol
that was like... exactly the story!!
I mean... obviously the story is way better, not offend intended here, but, jeesh, that was pretty good too! xD

not much to say on this other than so true and that this is hilarious!

This gave me several good laughs.
Well done.

Hahahah! Love it! If I quoted my favorite lines in this review, it would probably kill my computer. Thank you for the laughs!

That was so freekin funny. I love this book and movie but that was completely worth the post! Got any more like this?

Thank you for showing what Gone with the Wind really is. You have turned a terribly depressing, three-hour melodrama of a movie into a humorously ridiculous story that's only one chapter long. The fact that the entire movie can be summarized into one chapter and still can be much more entertaining reading material with the correct writer says that the movie parodizes itself.
Also, thank you for the capital letters and slang inserted in places when appropriate. It made it funnier.

That was actually a very concise and accurate summary of the book. You should have added in the killing of the Yankee soldier, Rhett going away to the Civil war, and the mills. Yu should have mentioned Mammy and Will too. (my favorite characters were Melly, Bonnie, Mammy, Will, and Rhett, Scarlett was too much of a bitch, and everyone else was to stupid to actually like.) I really got a laugh out of this.

*dies of an insane laughing fit*
*catches breath*
*dies again*
"WHO FALLS IN LOVE WITH SOME GUY WITH A GIRL'S NAME WHEN SHE'S MARRIED TO A GUY HOTTER THAN JOHNNY DEPP AND HAS MORE MONEY THAN J.K. ROWLING?!"

Seriously, Scarlett. Come on. Ashley's clearly a gay in denial.

Ohmygoodness, this made me laugh so hard! Really hilarious. :]

I totally can relate to trying to explain such a complex story, this is genius. =]

Oh this was, genius.
Despite being a total lover of this movie, I wish it was more like this.
Especially this line, that made me laugh-out loud:

"YOU IDIOT WHO LETS A TODDLER HAVE A HORSE?!"

Oh goodness.

lol Now all you need is A recap of Alexandra Ripley's Scarlett xD now THAT would be funny, specially the part...wait...have you read it? I probably shouldn't even spoil that small insignificant part if you havn't O.o

The first time I read this, I was shocked (since gwtw is my fav book and all..) but now I find it freaking hilarious! :D

Great summary. xD ( why did you leave out the day at the mill?)

eva ;)