|Reviews for This Guy Walks Into A Bar|
| Montara 1/5/13 . chapter 1
This story was so different from the others, it seems like a different style of writing. I don't know, it was a little too confusing.
| marie.malfoi 11/25/12 . chapter 1
Why...why was this story so freaking perfect? I love the concept, so creative and abstract. I love not giving all the info to the reader!
And I seriously love everything you have. I can sleep so peacefully at night after reading a one-shot like this or a few chapters of your long ones. Thank you for writing :)
| KenRik 11/11/12 . chapter 1
You are one heck of a writer!
| Lost Soul Here 9/1/12 . chapter 1
Oh my Merlin. Oh, Godric. Oh, Salazar. This is absolutely beautiful. This story is so well thought out and wonderful and complex and I absolutely loved it. Four (billion!) for you.
| delicate.desires 7/5/12 . chapter 1
| Spunkalovely 6/14/12 . chapter 1
I love this! It's absolutely stunning!
| irianaceleste 4/7/12 . chapter 1
Wow I was so confused until the last scene! I still don't really get what program/session it was though o_o a way to figure out the life/woman you want?
| Guest 2/11/12 . chapter 1
lol i'm pretty confused about this one. what happened? it seems like some morphing person came in and did everything she could to make draco see that hermione is the one?... lol idk
| curiositykilledcomplacency 12/5/11 . chapter 1
When I started reading this, I was so confused. The girl kept changing, and she was like Hermione, but she was so forward and annoying. Then it turns out to be some kind of program/therapy, and I now think you're an absolute genius. Brilliant, really. :)
| Kelsey 10/28/11 . chapter 1
I love how you turned the story on its head - I never would have guessed that they had already been a couple!
| io sono mi-cchi 9/1/11 . chapter 1
That was interesting and unique. At first, it was a bit confusing, but slowly I began to understand. I liked it. :)
| HawaiianCaffeine 8/19/11 . chapter 1
Verrry sneaky :) loved it! And a cool way to show a progression of change in Malfoy... Fun to read :) got me thinking
| Butterscotch 4/22/11 . chapter 1
This was just - wow. The line, "I'm everything you think you want" was amazingly powerful - because really, do you want what you think you want, or are you just tricking yourself? The whole idea behind the story was amusing, the way it was executed - with the 'scenes' inserted between snapshots of his friendship with Harry and Ron was slightly confusing in a way that added depth to the story, and the tone of the writing - especially the scenes he experiences - has a wonderfull, almost stream-of-conciousness flow to it. So...wow.
| Anonymous 4/20/11 . chapter 1
It took me a while to understand, but this was amazing. Loved it.
| slytherinprincess02 4/1/11 . chapter 1
I wasn't sure how this was going to turn out in the beginning, but I must say, I love how it was pulled together in the end. :D