You have an unusual mind. I like that.

HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHSAGHDSK SO RANDOM!!
you know jk rowling wanted the last word to be scar
is that why you did that?
wtfever it was still funny. hahahha :)

Yeah, I wonder why the bad guys don't just do something like this.

No,not Happy!

But this is hilarious.

rofl! aw man, poor Harry. lol read this only cuz you mentioned it in Mysteries. Thanks for making me laugh, I appreciate it. It belongs in the same class of humor as The Worst Danny Phantom Fanfic Ever (or something like that) by HiddenAuthor. lol yeah, I can talk for hours about HP if you want. Thanks again, and great fic! You rock!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Harry is dead! WOOHO!

:dancing like the demon monkey from POTC:

This just made my day... :wipes imaginary tear:

oh... my... god. WHO WAS THAT DARK WIZARD?!!

cruelty! funny! but cruel :|

Thank you thank you thank you!
I was so devestated when Harry wasn't killed in DH. Your story helped me work my way through the aftermath of discovering JKR hadn't been writing an imensely popular children's book series, taking up a decade of her life to finally end it of by murdering the main character (preferably after much torture).
I shall be eternally gratefull to you for offering an alternate ending, even though he wasn't tortured much.
RIP
;)

That's quite an insult to Harry don't ya think? And Dumbledore had a Portrait at Hogwarts not a photo. Wow, if only Voldemort thought of killing Harry like that years ago Hary probably wouldn't live past like first year!!

WOW! Um... how much sugar have you had today? Do I have to take your sugar away because you should know that I don't want to do that. It would be hard and possibly messy. So that was definently kinda violent. Someow I sorta don't think that Voldemort could do that but hey this is your crazy insane mind we are talking about here isn't it.

That would be a really short book :P
If only things were that simple.

lol get those Harry-killing bastards!!

OMG that was hilarious! XD Very funny and well written. Ahahaha...Voldemort just kills him like that.