Um, I just have some questions. Why was the bearded man's sword so angry? And what is a 'blood attack'? Why did the 'castal' suddenly turn into a mansion? How do you relax 'weopns', do you tell them bedtime stories? What in the love of crap is a 'thoughtedhead'? Was his 'faethers' a bird? Who in the ** is 'Powerloth'? WHERE DID SIMON BELMONT COME FROM? How exactly do you blood someones face off? Is that the blood attack you were talking about?
Oh yeah, and have you ever played Devil May Cry? Ever? Even a little bit?

ENGLISH **

DO YOU SPEAK IT?

Oh. My. God.
In his Magnum Opus "DEVIL MAY CRY: TEH CRYING OF THE DEMON", Peter Chimaera outdoes himself once again. Brilliant imagery andunparralelled choice of words. The existentialistic ideas complexely woven into the backbone structure of this story is a true display of an intellectual mind's ability to humble any man walking this earth.

10/10
** phenomenal.

Every time I read it I enjoy it more than the last time. It's a shame they seem to have taken your magnum opus down, though. Still, bravo! Encore, encore!

AHAHAAHHAAHH XD Awesome

Lmao, did you know a guy on youtube takes the ** out of your fanfiction XD

Do not continue posting fan ficitons untill you learn good grammer.

Amazing. This is a frightening tale about a man fighting for the good of mankind. lf you can look past the horrible grammar you will find an epic tale that learns you that a story does not have to be long to be a masterpiece and that nothing can stand in the way between a man and his duty. By the time you are getting comfortable with this edge-of-your-seat tale, you will be blown off your chair with a terrifying twist that can be added to the likes of the usual suspects or the sixth sense. 10 out of 10.

Amazing. This is a frightening tale about a man fighting for the good of mankind. lf you can look past the horrible grammar you will find an epic tale that learns you that a story does not have to be long to be a masterpiece and that nothing can stand in the way between a man and his duty. By the time you are getting comfortable with this edge-of-your-seat tale, you will be blown off your chair with a terrifying twist that can be added to the likes of the usual suspects or the sixth sense. 10 out of 10.

Superb. It's not often something is so bad that it automatically gains "epic win" status.

Somehow, you manage to f**k up Castlevania, but Devil May Cry?!!? I swore that you dropped out of Kindergarden and wrote what you have in your mind. Also, what's worse is that you even manage to corrupt a what appears to be an awesome collaboration of Castlevania and Devil May Cry. You suck at spelling, you suck at grammer, and in short, You suck at writing a fanfiction.

I think I have fallen in love with you, I hope you don't mind me reviewing a few of more of your stories :)

Still, you fail as a troll, and if you are writing for comedy puposes...you still fail.

BE MORE FUNNY! Add in some jokes! :D Nonetheless, you are still one special kid...Special ED. xDD
Hahahahahahahahaha I made a funny.

Anyway Peter Chimaera. I hope you will soon write a fanfic that's dedicated to me, for I have written you a love song. I really do think I'm in love with you...

Till some other time,
XOXO--Me

Do you type all of our fic's like this for comedy reasons?

I almost died reading this story... it scared me to think that someone with SUCH WRITING TALENT could live on this earth

That was rely goudn stury and i joyed hgard at teh ening. Plas maek mor sotys becus \ like thme.