Those were hilarious! Each one tailored to the character of the chapter perfectly. Gotta to feel for K-9 and Captain Jack was very Captain Jack.

Haha I really like 'Read The Doctor's diary'! Also the be witty about killing the cabinet was hilarious!

This whole list is great!

What the hell happened to Rose and Mickey?

ITS STILL A FRESH JOKE!

*pouts*

Love the reference to the Dalek Survival Guide. Very funny book thay

the last one!

Please make up more

you havent mad a list for mickey or rose or martha or donna or jackie

Cheers!

hahahahaha!

gd fic, jack's such a flirt

"hope that I don't have a silly whispery voice"

True. I was watching Evolution of the Daleks, then I was like, "so...Dalek DNA makes you the mysterious middle ground of the sexes?"

Good work here.

lol

lol loved Jacks, that is so suitable for him, kiss kiss kiss, come on do one more, do Rose, or Martha or Donna!

True, too much of a good thing can get old...

Good one. :)

"Make impressive speech to assembled human captives, pig slaves and Daleks.

Hope that I don't have a silly whispery voice and a stupid accent."

Lmao! Do more, please do more! Jackie's? Rose's? Mickey the Idiot's? _

**Runs in and steals K-9** MY TIN DOG! _

Jelly babies and tea if you update...

heehee!

K-9!

Lmao!

"Meet American President"

"Kill American President"

Brilliant!

ooh, you updated, sorry i didn't notice :P

good fic! very amusing :)