Wonderful! I was rolling with laughter. I love Tolkien and Adams, this was great! Full of hitchhiker-y-ness

I LOVE this story! It's so well written, it really could be Douglas Adams!
It just goes to show, be careful when intercepting interplanetary emissions *nod nod*
I've seen that music video too! And "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard." They are so silly. I can imagine die-hard fans rioting because of it. :) I am also something of a book purist. When they make movies from books and mess stuff up...aagh.