I liked the reference to Remus Lupin being a literal sexy beast. Well, Draco and Sirius are related.. haha I can't believe how many times I've come across people who don't seem to understand that.

HAHA! "HOR" hahahhahaa. I love you!oneoneone!!11!1!one!uno!one!1!1!!1! Stag-ish and Dog-ish are good languages to learn!


Simply. Wonderful.

ooSBGoo

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'Suddenly, the light next to Snape’s bed clicked on and Snape sat straight up in bed.

“Who’s there?” he asked.

“Your mom!” said Sirius, and he and James ran, laughing hysterically, all the way back to Gryffindor Tower.'

...I could picture it in my mind, really cracked me up.

like parodys and this is one of the best :)

OMG!How funny is this?!I don't think I have ever laughed so hard in my life!And you know what?I have actually read stories that are like this!This is one cool story, you really should do another, just in another time or something!

oh my god, that was HYSTERICAL! *wipes tears of mirth from eyes* I love parodies... that was so... sounded like it'd been written by some rabid fangirl... (hey, wait a tik, I am a rabid fangirl! ta!)

"You're totally standing on my beautiful toes."
That rocked. You have made a parody out of everything Maraudery, except for all that cutesy remysiri garbage. Yay!

ok well i just read this and had to review cos i was pretty much crying with laughter with my brother the entire time. whenever i find a hilarious parody i let him know. ah so many great lines. great work! i loved the description of snape as "an ugly person from across the room". the authors note was also great haha.

Dog-ish and stag-ish.
That was Brilliant, and it pointed out some very serious issues.

Lupin marked a number on his diary- that was the 345678987657434567875434567th time Lily had turned down James.

Lol, he must ask her all the time. I really liked the part where Voldemort shows and says "Yo sup?" Voldemort a total gangster! LOL! Another great job! :D:D

THAT WAS THE FUNNIEST THEING I HAVE READ ALL DAY!! I was doubeled over in laughter. I loved that part about Sirius having to be a man-w.hore because of Snapes Worst Memory and that whole:

“How the hell did he get in the Gryffindor common room?” asked Remus sensibly, but no one pays attention to the gays."


thing. HILARIOUS!!

OMFG that was beyond hilarious! You sure you're not gonna do any more of your DE story? If not keep doing this - that was so funny I had people looking at me (I'm at uni reading things I shouldn't be but I couldn't resist!)

-sheik-

Liked the first one best, but this one was still great!

-LunaSku

i love parodys and yours is really good lol

Tori was pining for Remus, that gorgeous man. Who cared that he was a werewolf? It was kinky.

Remus, however, had eyes only for Sirius. Cause, ya know, he was gay. Obviously. Everyone knows that the bookish guys are secretly homosexual. Especially the werewolf, bookish guys. That makes them oober gay.

“Damn,” said Voldemort. “I hope their kid isn’t that hard to defeat, or I might have some problems come 1981.”

o lord that was fun. =D

OMG, I have, like, tears of laughter streaming from my eyes!11one1!!