Prowl and Red Alert are two (of many) Autobots that I adore, so seeing them go at it over such a trivial matter is just delicious.

I love how Prowl is so gung-ho and yet cannot really say what the dogs are actually for.

And how Inferno is cheerfully kind of sabotaging everything.

And how Jazz seems to be getting off on Prowl being a prick.

But the best part is how Red Alert is paranoid, but not in a one-note kind of way. He’s dry and genuinely curious and irritable. He comes off as very real. They all do, actually, but since he’s the one that I think is easiest to caricature (second being Jazz), I think your accomplishments with him are the most noteworthy.

Really, really cute. :)

This was so cute! Poor Autobots, trying to understand human customs is so hard. ^_^

Blind human get seeing eyes dogs, which are specially trained to help the blind humans through their daily life. For instance, a blind man and his seeing eye dog are walking in the city. They come to a crosswalk, and the light says 'do not cross'. Well, the man can't see it, but the dog has been trained to recognize the symbols, and has also been trained how to tell their human charge that they should not continue walking, which is by sitting in place.
See what I'm getting at here, Red Alert?

LOL! I love how the Autobots can be so clueless about human customs.

//Inferno leaned over Red Alert's shoulder to read the display. "What's a 'wash-room'?"

"It's where humans wash. Obviously," Red Alert said, still drier than a sterilised operating workshop.//

I got a great laugh out of that line. ^^

Oh you are such a classic snarky writer! You are awesome and wonderful. Humans washing dogs in the public 'washroom.' Dear God! ROFL

Great interaction here. I would totally go on a tour on the Ark.

*giggles* A paranoid Red Alert can be a funny Red Alert most of the time. Especially involving things like having strange organic beings that could cause a lot of trouble walking around the Ark with unitelligent creatures. I don't understand these organic fleshies either. ;P

Bumblebee: But you're an organic too- *mouth is covered by owner*

ME: Anyways, great and humorous story, and I can't wait to read more from you! :)

Very nice, and very funny. Loved the punchline at the end.

~Anonymous

This is just wonderful! Possibly the only thing it needs is an extra chapter since I would love to read how the 'wash-room' is explained to the Autobots ^^

And none of them bothered to correctly research guide dogs. Though I suppose the concept would be a bit lost on Prowl and Red Alert...

Amusing ^^ Jazz is so cute.