NYAH! So funny, but slightly... erm... violent? In places. I love LettucexPai... does that count as a canon pairing?
THE LORD LIKES ICHIGOXPAI?!1!1?/1!!/?/?
That is one of the worst pairings I have had the misfortune to come across *rolf*! Ichigo already has enough boys fawning over her; and Pai is for Lettuce. WHAT IS LETTUCE SUPPOSED TO DO IF BOTH THE BOYS SHE LIKES LOVE *ICHIGO*?
And also, Ichigo is incompatible with Pai - let's face it, the have NOTHING in common. This pairing is almost as ZakuroxPai, who, to the other extreme, have far too much in common... *rolf again*
And actually, I need to bear in mind what you said about OCs and Mary-Sues... my OC Izumi is coming out way too perfect. I may have to give her an addiction to cheese puffs or an annoying laugh or something... read my fic and tell me what you think!
Do you like KxP? I think it's a little... twisted... O.O
But this fic is GREAT! Seriously! SQUE!
And you also know of My Little Pony? I would lOVE Kisshu to hug one... or Mint to have a conversation with one... or Pai to reduce Rosedust to cinders and then become queen of the Flutter-Ponies because of a bloodthirsty cult law the Flutter-Ponies have... XD
But anyway. Enough rambling. I hope that you liked my review! And please excuse badd speling, my typing is abysmal. -_-
Izzy

The only one I didn't quite agree with/get was 'thou shalt not be a fangirl'. He seemed to basically say: 'thou shalt not get caught being a fangirl.' I also think that 'thou shalt write' (as opposed to Not Writing - writer's block) is different from 'Thou shalt write fanfiction' (because the cannon is bad. I am glad that someone else has realised thsi phenomenon of the lame cannon actually being the stuff that's most conducive to fanfiction. Case in point: Tokyo Mew Mew, Star Wars...')
Apart from those criticisms, I loved it. The style was good, and amusing, and there were many excellent lines (gah, it's seeping into my review too now):
'The Lord took the author up onto the mountain and spoke unto him, saying, “You are a fic author, and you are My creation. These are My commandments. Follow them or flames shall reign down upon you and fill your email accounts.”

And the author was much afraid, and said unto the Lord “…okay…”
Yes, our modern slang makes its way even into the Bible! And someone else has noticed that reviews are the bounty of the Earth!
Er, what's con? And good point about the OCs, a blanket ban would be a little harsh (and painful for me, as I have five, but to wait is sound advice. And the meeting up. That is the POINT of fanfiction.
And I generally like the way this endorses the kind of exuberent fanfiction I'm prone to.
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ROFLMAO! This is hillarious, I totallyfaveorite it.

that, my friend, is IMMENSE!

Ahaha, this is so true. I like how the author communicate with the Lord :D

Wow, that was pretty funny. Keep writting and I can't wait to see more of your work.

Beautiful NANODA!!

WOWOWOWOW. i love.
very very good, i'm going to go read your fics now.
byebye.

this was pretty funny!

That was hilarious! I agree with the Mary-Sue and OC one, though, I went into the darkness and accidently created a monster know as the dreaded Mary-Sue Oc. (Screams and runs away) The smut one was funny too, everything was just great. It's off to my favourites!

HAHAHAH this was good and funny. I Love it!

i dont agree with 3 but hey the rest are awesome

Amazing!

I lieks me my legs so's I'mma gunna review nao plz. :P

This was the epitome of hilarious-ness. I was grinning like a maniac the whole time. XD It was great!

Thy will abide to the rules set from the almighty ruler of FanFiction. (bows)
But thy have one question...
Is yoai allowed for in Gravitaion? Most of thy pairings are yaoi.

(bow)

AmY

Let the fanfiction kingdom live in the happiness and grave of good writing.