I have read chapter one. That is all I am prepared to subject myself to.

1) Saying it's not a Sue doesn't mean it's not a Sue. This is a Sue. She's also a self-insert. I don't care if you changed her name and aged her down a bit, or changed her hair colour, whatever, she's still an expy of you. It's the personality that matters.

2) I don't know about you, but I generally don't have lunch at 11pm. On the other hand, even if your Sue does have lunch at that time, I really don't care. Why on earth would you think that was in any way interesting?

3) Awkward, boring exposition is awkward and boring. Sue-scription is bizzarely detailed and boring.

4) If they don't like you, they aren't your friends.

5) I don't care about the car either.

6) Yes, science is pointless. What has it ever done for us? Who needs electricity anyway?

7)...Supper? Video game characters are talking to you and you're thinking about supper? WTF? It's not funny. It's stupid.

8)Mid-story author's notes are distracting and pointless.

9) WTF is with the giant Paragraph Of Doom? You do know you're supposed to start a new paragraph when someone else starts speaking, right?

10)Not liking Link doesn't make you a rebel. It makes you someone who doesn't like Link.

I liked the story cause it was funny but I didn't really like the ending. Ah well it was a good story! =D

Hey sorry about another review (I might be bothering with a reveiw on a story you already finished.
This story was genius! (past tence because its already finished)

die fairy... :D

Too lazy to log in

Seriously though "Can anybody say, Road Kill?" YAY!
You dont really need my feedback...the story's already done but whatever!

I read to approximately halfway through the first chapter, and I knew what it would be like. I want those minutes of my life back.

This story is so hilarious! I absolutely love the sarcasm that Melissa has. She is so tortured though that its hilarious! Still got a lot of chapters to read but I'm loving this story. Awesome work!

Okay...

My review for total story...hmm...

I give it an 8 out of 10. I got lost in some parts-mostly when Mel kept dying or passing out. And the ending was very short and abrupt, but good nevertheless. I loved the humor in this story and how Melissa's BG history fell into place (I see what you mean about your hands just blurting out stuff on the keyboard and it falling into place, too! ^^ ). I really did enjoy this story, though. I'll be happy to recommend it! X3

See ya soon!

LtSA

Ooh! I know the answer! It doesn't matter which person you ask...either way, you get taken to one of the villages! ^^

At least, maybe...hee hee...^^;

See ya next chapter!

Dang it, ZD! I'm sitting here, reading this chapter, and now I can barely breathe! My mother is gonna kick my rear if I wake her up laughing...I had to bury my face in the crook of my arm to try to muffle the laughter! I swear, maybe you should be a comedian. Yeah...fanfiction writer, fanartist, and fan-comedian!

My new fav line (which is what REALLY cracked me up): "Wait- my bug! That’s it! My car would hopefully be sucked into the portal and then I can smear Ganondorf all over my windshield! Woo!"

ZD, DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID?!?!!?

You made a freaking awesome story, that's what! *laughs* I thought I would just bug ya' a little. You know what I like about your stories? There's always the one line in each chapter that really sums up the random humor. A comedic trademark, so to speak.

My fav this time? "Wait- first he talks about marrying me and then killing me? What’s this guy on, crack?"

Great job! Meow! X3

Bwa-ha-haha-hah!

ZD, I just LOVE how you write! So angsty and humerous. I swear, I just love Melissa's whole tough girl attitude. I don't like Mary Sue's either (I guess you could tell that about my Brittany...she's injured for the first the first dozen chapters-not to mention she's kinda mental! XD ). I'm glad you recommended this story.

My fav line so far? "‘Melissa…time has grown short…’ Hmm…maybe ‘time’ should take steroids or something…" Just awesome in-dialogue play on words. Very witty. I can't wait to read the rest! ^_*

yay... torture, torture!
ehm... great really. get's confusing really. all the mind-reading and stuff.
but just for the record, giving pieces of the triforce to some one won't happen. triforce of wisdom is given to the wisest person in Hyrule. and you can't convince me enough that Melissa is the wisest.

thanks for the pm. pretty good ending. maybe too brief i guess, but heh, i liked the last ending and all. so, i guess mel's adventure is over, neh? poor zelda. a sequel i'd say would be pretty kewl, with mel involved. maybe if it took place when they're younger, but of course, up to you. =]

good job on the ending there, and thanks for the PM, I didn't get a second alert there. the epilogues are kinda short, but that's what they are. I like Links, it's kinda funny. I look forward to reading more of your work, I love the attitude that you write with..

I believe I last reviewed this chapter signed in, so, I didn't log in this time.

I agree that the epilouge is a lot better now. It explains things a lot better too. It's nice, in my opinion, that when Link had a daughter he named her Melissa.

Keep up the good work!