I love you. that was awesome! I couldn't have asked for a better 'initiation.' Heh, I'm gonna go read it again...and again...and again...

You did way better than I was expecting. Akalara being an undercover stripper was definately not something I had thought of! And you let me/her kill the Red Bitch along with Sesmar! WOOT! And even better, Reno gets to come along with me/her! Lemme guess: I'm/she's one of his new fuck-buddies? I hope there's going to be another chapter with Akalara, Reno, and a soon-to-be stiff (and a soon-to-be corpse) in the future!

Hey, if I sounded like I was pestering you about this chapter, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to!

BTW, I've noticed that your husband has been the only male rookie Turk thus far. Reno's getting a lot of attention; why can't Elena too?

UPDATE SOON!

-Queen

Funny!

-Queen

I don't really know why, but this one was a bit hard to follow. It could be the fact that I just got back from running around in a graveyard and am now half-asleep. I'll re-read it when conscious.

Shocking, isn't it? yeah bad pun, I know. so here's my turk.

Turk Assigned: Sage Mahoutsukai

Status: rookie

Specialty: network hacking and infiltration, mechanics, shortblades, covert ops, and hand to hand combat.

Target: Palmer(simply cause he's annoying as hell)

Death by: Seizure(from implanted computer virus), or shortblades, which ever works better to what is suited.

Electrocuted by a live wire and shitty water. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHA! I love it! And you're so lucky, if this is what your husband really looks like. DAMN lucky! So who's up next, anyway?

Waiting for the next update, so update ASAP!

-Queen

This is me reviewing so that I remember to actually apply later. Once I figure out what I'm trying to do. That said, good fic, or, um... whatever you want to call it. Oh, and as a side note, did you know you have anonymous reviews disabled? Might explain why you have so few reviews. Ja ne!

whoa, femme fatale! I must admit that I am jealous of the Reno-lovin', but I'm very excited to see mine.

I WONDER who put up all the stuff about keggers and orgies? ... Um... This is absolutely great!

*Reno waves a mission sheet at you*

Turk Assigned: Nicole

Status: Clinically Insane Second-level Rookie

Specialty: Under COVERS ops, weapons, fire, martial arts, bio weapons involving animal toxins, chocolate

Target: Milo Rosenberg, Zane Locke's second-in-command, anti-Shinra syndicate

Death by: curare-laced scratches recieved during "undercover intimations" with Turk agent. (Curare is poison from Amazonian arrow-poison-frogs)

Turk agent must have fingernails decontaminated because her boss has a thing about being scratched.

Yet another conquest for the redhead. Well, as long as it's just a fling, I'm happy. And I was wondering if someone was going to do a death-by-chocolate kinda thing. So your hubby's up next? Cool!

Update soon!

-Queen

All right, you have my attention. And here's my Turk. I'm not going to do a self-insert, 'kay? I prefer my privacy.

Name: Akalara

Hair: Dark Green (hey, one of the Before Crisis/Last Order turks had purple hair. Green is just as likely)

Eyes: Cranberry Red

Height: 5'1

Bust size: 36C

Specialty: Stealth assassinations, 'accidental' demolitions and explosions, undercover espionage (uses hair dye and contacts for that), sabotage, guns

Target: Scarlet (I hate that bitch... Let's say she survived the explosion of her robot-suit-thing)If that is impossible, then Sesmar Bordicelli, a powerful drug lord operating out of Old Midgar

Way of Killing Him: Strangled from behind by a thigh-high panty-hose thing, then his base blown up.

In Scarlet's Case: You're on your own figuring that one out!

Reno can make an optional appearance in this one. She's gotta have a partner, right? For this mission, at least.

I have got to stop watching "Leon the Professional"... Great movie, btw. It's really violent and about a hitman. Maybe you can get some more inspiration from that.

Can't wait to read the next chapter!

-Queen

oh l so want to be a part of this

Turk assigned: Feather

Status: Rookie

Specialty: undercover ops, bull* artist, improvising, martial arts

Target: Tucker. Renegade turk contact (Slum thug who gives information for his life)

Death by: drunk males manipulated by Feather and her bull* stories.

she's got curly light brown hair.

::giggle, snort:: ill tempered seabass ftw! you just made my night (morning? whatever). this story is so awesome, it defies logic.

I like the ill-tempered sea bass! *pets them*

ITSB: *fishy purr*

haha. you are gonna get so many reviews for people wanting to work with reno...oh, look, here's another one, now (puppy dog eyes)

turk assigned: Brittany

status: in training

specialty: mechanics (i.e. helicopters, motorcycles, etc) and hand-to-hand combat.

target: Ilius Crawnette, illegal drug and weapons importer.

death by: kick to the neck, emr to the groin. (your choice...or both. hahaha)

mission: success is left to the discretion of author.