You, my good sir, have touched many in ways that I do not think you can comprehend. You are a shining ray of joy and happiness that never ceases to enlighten my day. The shear amount of joy that your existence has contributed to my life is simply staggering. I extend my infinite gratitude to you for the brilliance of your prose. May you continue to be a shining beacon of literary insight for years to come. Good DAY, sIR.

I'll touch your **.

Well, I loved it. Obviously it isn't to be taken seriously, so ignore the retards who say this is bad because of spelling and stuff. I found it as one of the best satires I've read in ages. Thanks Squirrelking. You're awesome.

poo...0/10

I can't wait to see what happens to Joe Chief. A riveting read!

"Oww, anywhere but my head! My one weakness!" the helmut human guy said again

Brilliance in its purest form, never before have I read such an epic masterpiece.

**tard it's a WART HOG not a "War Thog"

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I hope this is not serious. becuase you make me want to shot at his own face of mine and droep my sheilds's

Oh gods I lol'd. Thanks man, you're hilarious. Keep up the good (?) work.

Egad! I can't believe there isn't a third part to this. I want to know what happened to Joe Chief.

This is seriously unique in so many ways. Lot's of action = good. Consider a third part. I've been wondering if Joe Chief made it for some time now. I assume he did, but...

Again, Epic Effing win here.

That was the best and only Halo fan fiction I have EVER EVER READ IN MY WHOLE LIFE!

KEEP UP ALL THE GOOD WORK! I LOVE YOUR WRITING!

METAL GEAR WAS SUPERB.

I swear to god I'm not being sarcastic here!

This is so creative! Why would someone nitpick grammar when the idea behind the story is so much fun for anyone who is familiar with Halo? I don't get it.

But... you shall be avenged.

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Why no more? I honestly am interested to learn what happens to Joe Chief and the aliens. This story entertained me and my friends at work. We laughed and laughed.