ROFLMAO omgomg.

Hi, I bought one of your Sands, and you had asked us to report what it does with a Torio if exposed to each other for long periods of time. At first they fought incessantly, then they began grooming one another. Eventually...this happened: *shows a baby half-elf*

They are happy with each other so I have no complaints, but my bank account goes into the red sometimes especially now.

ROFLMAO

This was SO much fun! Good job!

By the magical nosehairs of Elminster! This is just too awesome for words. Awesome. Awesome. Awesome. =D

For all his righteous angst, I love Casavir with the searing love of a thousand Flame Strike wand charges. XD ... and then I realize that my PC is MALE. Ah well, one can always wait for a Slasher Chip upgrade. *coughs*

Just read your Casavir owner's guide and I've been laughing so hard I wet my pants. Not to mention, I can't see the computer as the tears are streaming from my eyes. You owner's guide does not mention the hazards of even reading this guide!! I want my money back! or at least compensation for new underwear!

I'm now afraid to read your other guides as they may be hazardous to my health!!

I really love these! You have the companions down well, and I especially love the last Sand Q&A regarding owndership of a Sand and a Qara. And the bit about Bishop liking Casavir a bit too much.

This is a wonderful series. It's so funny (and accurate). I'd love you to do more for the other characters. Fanfiction rarely makes me laugh so much.

"It is advised that you not make sudden movements around the Bishop as this may cause it to stab you." :ol, I really loved this entire series! Oddly enough, I would think that Casavir would function better in the presence of injustice and undead... He'll be busy smiting all the way xD Very creative take on the characters, and pulled off with panache! Excellent work:)

Hm... What if I find Bishop and Casavir's constant banter amusing? Very nice work, especially on the Troubleshooting. Also, that Casavir 2.0 chip sounds handy. They really should get to work on that.

This is simply brilliant. I laughed myself sick! Eagerly awaiting more...

I liked them all, but my favorite was Nevalle. He does look almost absurdly handsome...

Yep, just caught the typo...I used my template and missed that.

Nice Nice Nice...

But ther is one error. Instead of congratulations on your new "Neeshka" it says "Bishop". Thought you would like to know... ^^

Oh dear, I can't stop laughing! Please write more.

Q. What happens if I buy a Legolas to keep my Sand company?
A. The two will almost certainly immediately engage in hissing and hair-pulling to determine which of them is prettier, which may turn into mortal combat. Or, in a few cases, they may provide far more intensely sexual company to each other than some owners may desire. Furthermore, Neverwinter Inc’s products are not made to be compatible with those of Lothlorien Ltd.

I love you!

Wonderfully done!

Hopefully there will be more..?

Can't wait for Grobnar. Qara. And Neeshka. And Khelgar.

Hilarious, just hilarious! My favorites were the Casavir and the Nevalle. Thanks for these NWN Owner's Guides, hope to see more companions!