Do as I say, not as I do. Yes. Quite funny. Cheers.

Bwahahah! The ending of this is priceless!
The whole thing is, as usual, well written, but poor confused El.. One of his finer looks I do believe!

Hilarious ! Poor Elrond, though... :D
Goes straight into my Favourites.

Perfect timing Elrond. Now prepare to receive lecture from Celebrían. I really enjoy this fic. Thanks for the laugh.

Lovely. Very true to life. I'm sure all parents of young children will recognise this scenario - or something similar.

You manage to pack alot into a short story, and unlike so many of this length it is complete and satisfying.

Lovely finish too. Morgoth's teeth indeed!

LOL - Great! Just Great! I can see Elronds face right now with an expression I didn´t know Elves could possibly show... lol`!
T`Kath

Brilliant, absolutely brilliant! Very much a plausible scene - one question though - can I borrow those phrases? "Morgoth's teeth" is just too hard to resist.

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I am so glad you haven't abandoned lotr like so many other authors--thank you for writing another great story. I love your sense of humor!

*snicker* Oh lordy, poor Elrond, Celebrian is going to have a talk with him about that...*cough, cough* particular phrase.

LOL! That was hysterical! Jay, this is just great. Perfect! *applause*

NiRi

Slight case of Do as I say and not as I do! Oh Elrond, you are so screwed, Clebrian is going to have a few words to say to you!Poor Elrond!
Lynda

It seems like a perfectly good phrase to me. *g* This was very funny.

Okay, that one made me laugh. It was a hilarious, tongue-in-cheek piece. thanks for sharing it--it brightened my day!

I reviewed this over on SOA, but had to tell you again here how much I loved it!

So Elladan is the lazier of the two when it comes to schoolwork!? Celebrian is smart to separate them isn't she!

I'm sure Glorfindel has a book full of expressions the twins shouldn't say but do out of their parents hearing; I wouldn't be surprised if Celebrian has a little chat with him before the day is done!