So Wanda had Jackie BEFORE she got married?
(the wedding was on 7-10-07 and Jackie was born on 3-31-07)

how is this a prologue?! it looks like it could be the whole story, and why does everyone make wanda so bitchy

AH! FINALE!

Very neatly resolved.. I actually didn't expect Jackie to come back and make amends, but I'm glad that at least one person was still begrudged against her. Otherwise it would have been too predictable.

I don't think I have much else to say, just... it's been pretty fun reading this, you did an awesome job, and good luck on your next story.

Later!

"You two are always either depressing or fluffy," he laughed

SO, SO TRUE!

Lovely angsty story! Write more soon!

AW, I knew everything would work out all happy in the end :)

Hope to see more from you soon ;)

"I hope you all enjoyed reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it. :D"
- AW

"Carlos finding it hot"
- He would.

"Ralphie and Tim were each married"
- I so read that wrong the first time...

"twenty year old Jackie would be starting her third year at Stephen F. Austin State University."
- But wouldn't it be hilarious if SHE were pregnant? Grandma Wanda WINS

"His hair was still bright orange, no gray hairs, and it was still thick (his maternal grandfather had a full head of hair to the day he died, and Arnold was thankful for that)."
- bald!Arnold is hard to picture, but SO WORTH TRYING because it's so funny...

"she leaned her cane against the counter"
- A NEW PIMP CANE?

"when Christopher yelled from the den, "Everyone! Come here!""
- Christopher: EVERYONE COME SEE HOW GOOD I LOOK!

"(thanks to a face lift)"
- TOTALLY

"President Ewing is the first woman and youngest person to take the office of the President."
- Take that, Hillary!

"Arnold watched her go the kitchen, and he felt a lump in his throat when they showed the new First Family boarding Air Force One."
- ARNOLD GENES ARE AMERICAN ROYALTY.

"She hadn't spoken to Jackie since she was 17"
- she hadn't spoken to Jackie since beating sense into her

"Jackie looked down and softly said, "Between you and me, Phoebe...you were a better mother to me than my own mother was.""
- Seriously, Jackie, EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.

"She shrugged. "I don't know. I think it was after your mom slapped the shit out of me and threw me out...well, it was a while after that I realized, I dunno. I was awful, and when I went to college...I was surprised I got in college...everything changed. I don't know what it was." Christopher nodded, and she extended her hand. "So what do you say, little brother...can we start over?""
- he says "OH HELL NO!" That was actually a cute make-up :)

"Shan came in behind her, and she stepped back when she saw Jackie. "Please don't kill me," she said, her voice cracking."
- Oh, Wanda offspring, inspiring fear in the masses...

""Shan!" Jackie snapped, cutting her off. "I'm not going to hurt you!""
- I LOVE IT.

"Ralphie nodded. "Love to. Show me the way.""
- I LOVE RALPHIE TOO MUCH. IT'S KIND OF SAD.

"Tim came over to them, beer in hand, and he shook his head. "You two are always either depressing or fluffy," he laughed."
- commentary on A/P much? :)

"Tim put his arm around Arnold's shoulders. "And this is why we're best friends. You're a dick ass, too.""
- I love Tim and Arnold. :)

"Tim raised his bottle. "Hear, hear.""
- Tim says "I GOT SOME!"

"find Arnold naked on the bed"
- The gift that keeps on giving...

"he liked them fully naked"
- Arnold likes everything naked all the time.

Yay! Everything's all happy again! So cute! And smexy!

Update soon! Can't wait to see it all wrapped up!

"there was still Jackie"
- Oh no...

"Didn't mean she liked it."
- Definitely not.

"but that didn't make Phoebe intimidating to Jackie at all."
- it was all the pimp cane Phoebe wielded.

"she backhanded Jackie in the mouth"
- YES! GO PHOEBE!

"Phoebe raised her hand again. "Go ahead, because I will not hesitate to do it again.""
- TO BOTH ARNOLD AND WANDA AS WELL.

""No one hits me like that!" she screamed. "And I'm not going to get punished by a pissant like you!""
- Teh drama, fer seriously.

- Phoebe/Roz v. Jackie: smackdown of the century

""Who the fuck do you think you are?!" she screamed. "You do not have the goddamn right to kick my daughter out of her father's house!""
- This is when Phoebe points to the pimp cane, then backhands Wanda.

""Comparing ourselves to each other." She held her hands up. "Sorry I barged in and dropped some 'fucks' in front of the boys.""
- Aww, happy Phoebe and Wanda

""Mom, can we ride the horses?" Roz asked, spotting the horses in the front pasture."
- YAY HORSIES.

"Jonathan Roger, Jr. was Dorothy Ann's five year old son."
- PLZ NOT TO SHOOT J.R. KTHNXBAI

"She kissed his cheek and pulled out of his hold. "C'mon, let's go inside.""
- AW

""I was," he admitted. "I was having a sexy dream...about you.""
- ooh!

""You were dreaming you were having sex with Dorothy Ann, weren't you?""
- Oh sad.

""D...Dorothy Ann.""
- Awkward...

""And I quietly stalked you,""
- I LOVE STALKER!PHOEBE

""If a T. Rex is tossed our way...we can outrun it.""
- Even if Jeeps can't.

YAY HAPPY ENDING!

Nothing much to say...except...BRING ON THE FINALE! :D

I'm glad that Phoebe and Wanda worked out their issues:P I'm waiting for eagerly the last chapter...

-He smiled back. "What?"

"You're orange in this light," she giggled-
hehehehehe...

You promised better smut and you delivered (not that it wasn't awesome already;))

Only two more chapters?:(

Update soon!

OMG you have Phoebe a "Bahsten" accent...I liked her old one better:P

And OMG, they're happy again!

Since it ate my first review, here's another.

- Boston!Phoebe is WIN

"b'daydas"
- YES!

""Mom, you know I don't speak Boston.""
- I LOVE IT!

""I just came to get my cigs""
- what a rebel

"Jackie was taller than her mother"
- not hard to do

"disturbingly gorgeous"
- that's an awesome way to put it.

""And you were a broken condom result one drunken night Daddy plowed into that skinny sack of shit you call 'mom'.""
- OUCH.

"Most of the people in P.J.'s were blue-collar, Irish immigrants or blue-collar, Irish-Americans."
- It reminds me of "The Depahted"

""Would ya like to accompany me to the Pats game next weekend? I got three tickets so your son can go.""
- Aww, he's sweet!

""I...my mother was one," she quickly lied."
- She can't have him think that she's teaching kids Bostonian :)

"She giggled. "How can I say no to that face?""
- SHE CAN'T.

"She was happy she remembered his name because "Arnold" had been on the tip of her tongue from habit."
- That would be awkward.

"she reached down to grasp his soft penis."
- That's one way to wake him up...

"I got it shortly after I moved to Bahsten,"
- BAHSTEN FTW

"Phoebe felt her neck grow hot as she measured out the coffee. "He's a friend of mine.""
- Bobby's definitely going to pull that when Phoebe catches him having sex when he's older. "But Mom, she's just a friend!"

"He gave her one last kiss and left."
- He took it really well.

"exercise and his kids were the only things keeping him sane without his wife."
- It's interesting to see how he deals with stuff after Phoebe leaves...

- The letter was so cute and heartbreaking...

"the gang"
- WIN

"Arnold switched off the TV when the thought "I slept with the governor" popped in his mind."
- He also reminded himself that he's a pimp.

- Their first time is so cute and sweet smut... :)

""Hey, doucher, come have lunch with me and Keesha." It was Carlos."
- YES! BEST CARLOS EVAR

"Keesha was living in North Richland Hills and was a sergeant in the Fort Worth Police Department on the motorcycle unit"
- I LOVE IT

"Ralphie and Tim, who had a successful bar in Austin on the famous Sixth Street"
- I ALSO LOVE IT

"He knew they had dated a few years ago, resulting in their five year old daughter, Allison."
- Aww, special dating. Carlos/Keesha is too cute.

""Arnold...speaking as a woman...if you went to Boston right now and told her you loved and missed her...she would be putty in your arms. It would be the most romantic thing you could do.""
- It'd also prove he's worthy of Phoebe's stalker love

"He chuckled. "That's some accent you have there." Her cheeks turned red, and he brushed her bangs back."
- He thinks it's sexy.

"He shook his head. "No, I'm good.""
- Arnold is in serious distress if he doesn't want hot cocoa!

- YAY MAKEUP SEX! Seriously, it was hot.

"Bobby woke up to hear something banging, and he knew it was Santa. He quickly closed his eyes, knowing Santa wouldn't leave him presents if he was awake."
- AWESOME, HIS PARENTS HAVE AN EXCUSE TO HAVE LOUD BANGING SEX ON CHRISTMAS EVE

- Naked Arnold = best Christmas present ever.

"The sheet was barely at his defined V"
- also, best Christmas present EVAR

"She crossed her arms and felt her tears well up. "Well, if ya hadn't fucked Dorothy Ann...oh, I'm sorry...Governor fucking Ewing...I wouldn't have gone insane and left my family," she said quietly."
- Aww, issues :(

"Phoebe pulled him in a tight hug, and they held each other, both crying. "Let's just say we're both sorry," she whispered."
- Aww, mutual breakdowns...

""Yes, I have mass now.""
- I LOVE THIS LINE.

"nibble on her nipple."
- this makes me laugh.

MID-COITAL!PHOEBE STRIKES AGAIN!

Hahaha. Nice way to end a chapter.

This story is so soap-opera-y (yes, it's a word). But it's still pretty great. Glad they managed to work it out. :P

Updates are love, too.

Oh, poor Phoebe. You do love to torture her...