"You think I'd have a threesome with you and ANYBODY else after you tell me you had sex with my mother six hundred years ago when I was ten..."

That is the best line ever! Gotta love time.

LOL! Great story!

couldn't stop laughing!

brilliant

LMAO THAT IS HILLARIOUS!

*laughs uncontrollably* OMG, I was rolling the whole way through but the last line just did me in! Well,that and "Can't a guy live in hope?" *giggle* But the image of the Doctor thwacking the side of his head off the grill floor... priceless! :-)

This is madness. Utter, horrid madness!

The second Doctor...and Jackie?

"Secret Human Fetish"?

Jamie and...and Zoe...on the console?

What drugs are you on? And where can I get some?

Well done, btw. Totally unserious and ridiculous, but very well done.

Ew. Don't want to think about the Doc and Jackie. Very funny. :D