I am going report this story because I'm pissed I have a fat jiggly brazilian butt and I cannot find a better way to express it. And I haven't had hot smexxxy carpet from my lesbo lover Jewel in a long time. Becauz my butt guetz in da way! And I use it to walk too!

I could masturbate to Gagaga's bestiality videos but I can't because my BIGGG Butt gets in the way.

Cha's Aegis of Critics United - come and flame our forum! O

They are all my Masters and Mistresses! I love them so much! Especially Garas1Girl!

this whole book of seamus thing is starting to scare me!

this has nothing to with the bible, so get rid of it.

man, this guy is some idiot. firstly, he spams all the forums, then he spams through a fanfic, then he puts it in his profile. what the hell is he thinking. Delete this story you will get in trouble.

Sweetheart, this is spam. As such, it shall be reported.

*Bows before you* Arlya Kurai. Or Karai, as like to say, trolly one.