This was funny, I will admit, but it isn't a story. Still, it was fun reading about ** off Einon.

LOL! Thisis hilarious! You should do the same with Bowen *wink wink*.

If someone ever did that to draco, they're gonna be pretty lucky he's so tolerant. Way to go!! Very funny! :):)

O-M-G... I laughed SO hard when I read this! IT IS PURE GENIUS! "refuse to give him your 'shiny'" lol great job!

*rolls on the floor* That was so funny! Both chapters XD Thanks so much!!

Write 'I will not wake the Dragon' one hundred times. On him.

Wake him up in the middle of the night and demand a drink of water. Repeat as desired.

Run around the castle screaming, "THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING!" At three in the morning.

*continues to roll on the floor in uncontrollable giggles*

Haha, it made me laugh. Really hard. It made me realize I desperately need to watch the movies, though. xD

I like it! Short, simple, hilarious. Keep it up.
Brok and Felton would be a funny one to do... Not that I'm begging or anything.

OMG LOL! I can't WAIT to read more of this!! XD

Oh my gosh! That was two times better than the first one. HILARIOUS!! My favourites are 13, 14, and 16.
Who else are you going to do?

~Wings~

i like #12

#21 offer him chocolate laxitives telling him its a new trade item from a far away kingdom

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! tres funny, my friend
Shadowxwolf

That was great!
The last one was my favorite.

How about--

Next time he says, "Are the stars shinign tonight?" say, "Why, do you like shiny things? Does that mean dinosaurs--I mean, dragons *are* related to birds?"

I love them! But poor Draco...

~Wings~

nice jokes. the best was the one about being the dragon's rider

hahaha i loved that movie...personally i think talking too much would do the trick but those are excellent ideas LOL...funny!

for those of you who missed it the first one is freakin' funny bacaus it is a referance to 'Enemy Mine'