Fangirls got bashed bad...
10/10

Heh, this was funny. ^_^

I'm not really a fangirl of any Bleach characters, though I like Uryu.

And I can't speak for everyone, but I like Uryu because he has an awesome dry, sarcastic sense of humor. ^_^

There's just something...cool about him. Maybe it's the bow and arrow. XD But I don't hate Nemu! It's kinda...hard to hate something that acts like a robot. (Actually, I do dislike her, but it's because damsels in distress do NOT appeal to me. ^^)

This is actually an accurate portrayal of people who take a hobby, like anime/manga, and go completely overboard. It's really scary when you see message boards from all the fan-girls (and fan-boys too *shudder*) who start fighting over a bishie. One time I went to investigate a Tenchi Muyo spin-off series (Majou Shoujou, Pretty Sammy), and I found a message board in which two guys were actually arguing about who was going to marry Sasami-chan. Finally the owner of the site had to intervene, saying how creepy it was to have to listen to people bicker about wanting to marry a fictional ten-year old girl.

But, seriously, I loved this list. You have really good ideas, and that's where good writing stems from. I was thoroughly entertained reading this--and considering my attention span, that's certainly saying something. Keep writing!

Hah, this was hilarious. Its good that you have such a good grasp of reality as you see it. I hope you get good grades in school and peruse your interest in college. You could totally be a guidance counselor or Dr. Phil.

We love our fantasies and for some people that's all they have. Sad no? And then there are the people who fangirl and have their own lives.

There will be those who feel offense towards your article. I don't think you have to put this under parody, this is your opinion. You can say this is a 'general' or even 'angst'.

Funny thing is, most graphic novels are for people who are so and so above the age but people who are under the age read it. (Rather random, you can ignore it if you wish it so.)

Don't forget about the fanboys too.

If you make another one, or revise this one you can put more info on it. I think there are a few reasons you didn't put there for why people fangirl certain pairings or OC/pairings.

One of the reasons there is an OC/pairing is because they are dissatisfied with how the show is going. They want it to change, so they insert their own personal feelings into their fanfic. They make it better, having their main character make things better by encouraging or changing events with their chosen canon character.

Sadly most of these characters are killers and having fangirls love killers is rather disheartening. Its like celebrating the gang life. (A bit random)

For the YaoixYuri pairings, I would simply suggest some people may be more suited for the other. Some people just write it funny and that taints whatever pool or group of yaoixyuri writings.

I suggest that-not to you- but to fangirls in general not to victimize or glamorize a character until the whole story is written. Nothing could be said or done until all the facts are laid out straight.

That could be also said to Harry Potter Fandom which is rather creepy, more so than Bleach. You should also do on Harry Potter if you read it. I bet you will get more flames than on this one.

Thank you for reading this rather long, somewhat a rant, review. Continue writing and exercising your imagination.

I think was good but it felt like more a rant than a parody. When you were talking about the different guys that girls like you didn't mention at all that girls might just find them physically attractive rather than psychologically attractive- if you get what I mean XD. This is fairly normal because women tend to want attractive men to father their children, its an instinct thing XD. Oh and I love Uryuu's intelligence; I'm a gemini it makes sense XD
The small section of Yaoi and Yuri just makes you sound like a homophobe, although if you are this obviously isn't go to bother you, but it will put off several people from your writing immediately. Not such a good idea when you are attempting to create a humorous parody... XD
I loved the bit about symptoms and I'll say I've definitely done a few of those XD Except the hating of all female characters- I must admit that that is a pet peeve I have against some people.
Do people really hate Matsumoto? Is that possible? She's awesome XD I was surprised at som of the girls you having to defend- I mean Karin? There are some strange people in this world...
I hope this review's been useful.

Heh heh.

I was almost a fangirl once. This stuff is pretty funny.

Uryuu? He was my favorite Bleach character, besides Kon. XD. I think it was a combination of the awesome archery and sewing skills. And he always made me laugh for some reason.

That was so freaking funny XD. We can learn much from you! Good job.

sometimes i think you're sarcastically exaggerating things (the note about this being a crack fic a slight hint) -and sometimes i think you're actually serious... XD

could you tell me which one? coz if it's the later, i'd have a huge bone to pick with you.. lol...

but this would be a really good argument for a debate... but i definitely would not be on your side..

and seriously, i'm not in denial... i'm a fangirl and proud of it!

I feel so special right now! I inspired someone! *hugs*

I LOLed at 'To Purify thy Sinned soul. xD

Ne,I'm not a crazy fangirl, but most of those guys are my favorite charcters. I agree that Aizen and Ulquioria are wierd and it's a bit sick to like them, but Grimmjow's F*CKING AWSOME! He could be in eleventh dvision. I like him cause he's strong and resembles Zaraki. Can you imagine the awsomeness if the two were to battle?!

Oh, and your story made me laugh so hard. It's kinda pitiful that some girls stoop this low. There's a whole bunch of cute HUMAN guys in the real world, and they worship an anime character?

Could you please make another chapter, for the guys who only watch anime for the girls? (I know people like that, I usually have to smack their heads)

OMG, I laughed my ** off. I am now going to kill my best friend for making me watch Bleach...what if I turn into a fangirl? I eman, the way you described them...they're scary!

lol! I am adding this to favorites!

Lol. I agree with basically everything you said except for the yaoi/yuri bit. People make het pairings that are totally unlikely (there are WAY too many Zaraki/Yachiru fics floating around), and some yaoi/yuri pairings actually make more sense than het (not many in Bleach, granted, but there is that whole Yoruichi/Soi Fong vibe going on). It depresses me that you think such pairings are sickening. I write yaoi because the characters could actually have a relationship together, not because it gets me off.
Just something to think about! Other than that, you did a pretty accurate job!
.:F:.

Hmm... interesting topic. It did make me laugh. LoL. It's true. But er... wait when you mean by the yuri part of pairing? Does that mean it's bad for me to write a fanfiction about that kind? I'm just confused about that part. o_o;

Brilliant! Just brilliant! Everything you have said is so true! Great job!

O_o are there actually people this bad off?

im scared...