This is the epitome of creativity. I could never have imagined this fic before I read it. Very impressive. :-)

Piney Butt Loop. I burst out laughing. You used the right language to make it sound like Tennessee! Excellent job.

Haha. Great story. You should write more about Emmett and his family. This was great.

i love this! really really amazing.

haha that was funny, good job, loved the ending

emmett iz my favorite cullen(and thats saying a lot cuz i love edward) so naturaly i LOVE this story!!

hahahaha! I love Emmett.

I Love Emmett
This had me laughing out loud in a quiet library
I hope your proud of yourself
I nearly got chucked out!!

Really Funny
And Very Emmett

Emily
x

LOL! Very Funny!
=)

What's the Emmett Anti-Defamation Society?

Is that the end? Hm...

so typical emmett! im glad you didnt make him unintelligent, bc he isnt, and instead just irresponsible in a way. :-)

It revolves around Emmett, so of course I loved it. It painted a hilarious picture. Very well done.

I've never seen a fic like this, its very good. I'm glad someone finaly woke up and saw that Emmett is not, in fact, stupid. I loved the song choice, Oh Susanna, it was one of my favorites as a child.

Ah Emmett.

You did an awesome job with this story. Really. It's believable and funny and in-character and... OH! I love it.

-Livy Alice