This is absolutely hilarious. Thanks for making my night.

"Her cheekbones and been smashed, and he feared if he had hit her any harder, her face would be jelly. Strawberry jelly!"

This has to be the funniest thing I've ever read in fanfic story. I still find myself busting out laughing in the middle of classes. You have to continue the story!

damn that was good! update soon! 10/10