lol.. squidward

Q: What's the difference between drummers and government bonds?
A: Government bonds eventually mature and earn money
...ouch

Q: What do trumpet players use for birth control?
A: Their personalities.
...HAHAHAHAHA

Two musicians are driving down a road. All of a sudden they notice the Grim Reaper in the back seat. Death informs them that they had an accident and they both died. But, before he must take them off into eternity, he grants each musician with one last request to remind them of their past life on earth. The first musician says he was a Country & Western musician and would like to hear eight choruses of Achy-Breaky Heart as a last hoorah! The second musician says "I was a jazz musician...kill me now!"
...hehheh heh

can you please tell me where you get these from? I would really appreciate it. =]

Holy cow, that was funny! Great job! I could deffinitely go for some more percussion jokes, though. >.<

Thanks for posting!

Hilarious. I was proud of myself. I got at least three quarters of the complicated joke. =D
~fields-of-Elysium

Freakin awsome brilliant jokes and rants! Loved it all!

OMG I COULD NOT STOP LAUGHING!

OH MY GOSH! I LOVE YOU!!THIS IS AWESOME!

wow that was funny i loved it!

*laughs* hilarious! My friend and I are reading this during classes, which isn't a good idea, but oh well... I love it!

That was pretty good. I just started reading this stuff and its nice to look at your's because its random stuff that I of course can relate to (thats what too many years in band can get you)Anyway nice.

hey,

HAHAHAHA I loved it, I actually laughed out loud at points, My father actually came into the room considered for my well being, XD

This is so funny! I play the trumpet, and a lot of these things are SO true!

HAHA! That was so incredibly funny! (And yes, I'm a band geek.) I play clarinet...and those jokes are SO true.