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YFIQ 2008-09-04 ch 31,	abuseSakaki: Are those implants? Everyone: What would you do for a Klondlike bar? Anyone: Why is it that in nearly episodes of Family Guy there's a subplot involving Brian and Stewie? Jay: Do you think Belilchick will try to cheat again?
DonnaUotani 2008-09-04 ch 31,	abuseChiyo X Osaka Fan: THANKS FOR THE TV! Minamo: Living with you is a dream come true sweetie! Don't eat the Brownies hunny. I've seen you high before... All: I sent more brownies! This time the same way I made them in college. -Donna
gman2006 2008-09-03 ch 31,	abuseAnother update! WOOHOO! Sorry about the long letter, but I had so much to say. Let’s see here. How’s it going Jay? Hope the breaking down of the universe didn’t cause you too much trouble (but if you want the Azu girls to kiss, you have to get the children to do the arguing because that’s what they do best; plus I was curious if Tomo and Yomi would actually do it laughs to self) Anyways, have a great episode! Chiyo, how was the game? Who did you end up taking with you? I hope you had fun at the game and if you want, I will try to get you more tickets and this time I will try and get enough for everyone to go. Maybe the next go around, I can convince the Tokyo Giants to let you play during their practice before the game. I’m sure they’d love toss a couple of pitches to you (if you’d like to take a swing at the bat, that is). Or you could pitch. Either way, I will try for that and have the special season tickets for you next time. Oh and one more thing. I know you will get this right but I thought I’d give you a simple math problem for the heck of it. Okay here it is. Explain how 2+2=10 and that is all you have to do. Random I know, but I wanted to do it. Sakaki, how are you doing? I’ve noticed that I don’t talk to you much so I thought I’d leave a few comments for you. Actually, something quite random came to my mind that I thought you’d like so I sent you a DVD copy of the movie Milo and Otis. It’s a movie about a cute kitten (Milo) as he grows up with a friend who is a dog (Otis) and the two friends are suddenly separated and they must find their way back to each other while encountering a variety of dangers (including bears, snakes, and even seagulls). Anyways, it’s a very cute movie and I would recommend watching it with Chiyo, Koyomiko, and all the other Azu-kids. Now, you still wanted to become a veterinarian, didn’t you? Because I was just wondering if you could specialize in a particular pet (e.g. cat, dog . . .) or if you had to be responsible for all types of animals because then, you’d get to spend more time with the animals that you love; seeing as not every pet is cute. Osaka, how is it going? I assume you still have the pill that I gave you. When you have entered the pill into Chiyo’s body, then please let me know. This is vital because the fate of the world could soon be at hand. Now, please look at the enclosed picture. It is the wiring system of Chiyo’s body. Understand that this picture was taken the day Chiyo was created so there is no telling what her insides could look like. But it is believe that she has a telepathic processor located somewhere within the walls of her cranium. While it is believed that she cannot make use of this ability yet, it is certain that she is currently attempting a start-up of this processor. If it works, then she will instantaneously know every thought and conceivable action of every person within a two mile radius. Also enclosed is a videotape with security footage from the laboratory that Chiyo was created in. It is of course, footage of the initial startup of Chiyo’s mainframe. Also, it is when many programs are downloaded to the central computer which I believe is located somewhere within her chest or stomach region. This is to help you understand the importance of that pill. I know you won’t fail because it was you who stopped the demons of Planet X all those years ago so I know you can do this. Good luck. Now, why don’t I talk to Yomi. I don’t talk to you much and when I do, there are hardly any comments for you. But I actually have a question for you. Yomi, you look like the type of person that enjoys literature and obviously you are quite intelligent. If you’re not interested in these things, then by all means, you don’t have to answer them. But, have you read any Gothic novels? More specifically, have you read any Irish Gothic such as Dracula or Melmoth the Wanderer or Birchwood? I’m just curious because I’m taking an Irish Gothic course and much of what we talk about is quite interesting and you seemed like the kind of person who would know about this kind of thing (but if Chiyo has any comments on this subject, then she is welcome to say something). Well, sorry about the kiss but you and Tomo had it coming. Especially since almost everyone else has kissed; hell Osaka even kissed Chiyo way back in Episode 16. I don’t have much time left and I know you girls don’t want this letter to drag on any further so I’ll say a quick hi to Kaorin (I have enclosed a special gift for you so carefully keep this item hidden from Chihiro; it is a deadly nerve gas that when sprayed on a person’s body, it slowly and painfully turns them inside out; real fun to watch.). You’re a very pretty girl Kaorin so don’t change a thing about yourself (I know it’s random but I’ve wanted to say it). Tomo, do what you do best and annoy the hell out of Yomi. Koyomiko, keep being cute and watch over your parents, they depend on you. And that is all I have time for. Sorry for the long post and have a great episode girls!
Brandon Payne 2008-09-02 ch 31,	abuseIt seems my letter had gotten lost, so here it is again: That's right, Madoka, I forgot all about Anti-Madoka! Thank you for mentioning her! Anti-Madoka is a worldly decadent hedonist, and a hard-core porn actress. The other children might have antis, but it's hard for me to figure them out at the moment. Although Anti-Koharu might be a boy-lover and a weakling. Here's something funny for everyone to watch. Go to Youtube and search for Yukata digs Dark Funeral/Black Metal. There is also a cute moment with a cat near the end. -Brandon Payne
SniperRed 2008-09-02 ch 31,	abuseTo All: I've recently put up a new story. If you want, check it out! Osaka: I was attacked recently. Five boys came out of nowhere and ambushed me, fucking PETA supporters no doubt. Is there anyway I can prevent such attacks? Jay & Kaorin: You can find the game on Funny-base, or Gamesofdesire. And it's called Sakaki Anal Sex. Have fun! (P.S.- Kaorin, you won't like the ending.) Yomi: If you and Tomo were a couple, who would be the dominate one? Yukari: Would you like to star in your own videogame? What would it be called? Tomo: Have you considered rehab? Chiyo: If you were 7 years older, what boy (or girl) would you go out with? Osaka: Oh wise one, how can we stop Satan and his army of evil demon poke'mon from destroying all life in the universe? Chihiro: Your medal is in this letter. I present to you, the "Balls of Steel!" medal! Even though you don't really have balls... you know what I mean, right? Sakaki: What are your views on beastiality? Nyamo: What do you usually do when Yukari get's drunk? Kagura: Have you ever injured yourself while playing sports?
oppdis 2008-09-01 ch 31,	abuseMore questions?! MORE QUESTIONS?!?!! Alrighty. :D - To All: If you guys could vote in the United States, who'd be your pick for President? To Osaka: Would you have been Barack Obama's running mate had he picked you? To Tomo: proud stance I know who Funari's in love with, and I'm not telling you, for the lulz. XP To Chihiro: Just a fair warning. Having lots of fans causes moral corruption. Look up Red Hot Chili Peppers, for example. To All, Again: Do you know about the Internet Hate Machine? -oppdis
Chiyo And Osaka Fan 2008-09-01 ch 31,	abuseTo Chihiro:Sense we couldn't get in I'm sending you a solid-gold necklace. To Yukari:What did you think of "The Last Uniform"? To Minamo and Donna:I'm also sending you guys a microwave,a new couch,and cable for a year in 20 seconds. To Jay,Kaorin,and Chihiro:Also the third is Jay I'm pretty sure. To Tomo and Yukari:Me and Tomo ended up in a tie but we both beat Yukari pretty bad and Yukari how could you use Olimar that was a bad move on your part. To Chiyo and Ayumu:How did you two become friends? To Jay,Chiyo,chihiro,And Ayumu:You are smart Jay the zombies are Chihiro fans but not all of them only about 3 or 4 of them we're zombies Chihiro fans are alot of different people. To Toyomi:Have you two ever read "Flutter"? To All:Tell me how it is when you go! To Chiyo and Ayumu:The secret for right now is that your child Ayu wasn't forced it was done on perpose but I'm not sure why but I'm still looking into it but I'll tell you more when I find out more. To Madoka:Anyone you like-like? -Chiyo x Osaka Fan
ZeroVX 2008-09-01 ch 31,	abuseSo, cameo time? To everyone: I'M ON MY WAY! -ZeroVX
Berlioz II 2008-09-01 ch 31,	abuseNyamo, I truly hope you will be able to get off the car charges. I mean, even if Jay's history with lawyers isn't really sparkling, maybe you'll get a better one this time. But legally, it is pretty much your problem now as this is pretty much a safety issue and you were in charge of safety. So really, if there were problems, you shouldn't have OK'd the cars in the first place. In the mean time, Yukari. Let's go drinking! Oh, and nice chugging of cider there, Tomo. Just for that, here's a six pack. Hmm... Yomi, it almost seems to me that you WANT me to continue reading your diary. Okay, have it your way! "Major gas implosion today! My room smelled like the former planet Pluto. I had to ventilate like there was no tomorrow and keep everybody else out so they wouldn't notice. If this were ever to come out, Tomo would never stop ridiculing me. Damn those burritos!" Had enough? Want to take things seriously now, Yomi? Just get me something better than this diary, and you'll get it back... Simple. Chihiro! You know it just struck me that you are incredibly envious of Kaori. Hear me out. It is almost as if you try to emulate her in a way, for instance, by taking charge of any possible weapons that are sent to her (or whatever other things) and then making a spurious claim that "you are just protecting everybody". This combined with your chronic need to get gifts, the fact that Kaori gets better gifts than you makes you jealous and thus you want some of that as well. In short, you secretly feel happy and turned on by imagining in your head that Kaori's gifts are actually directed to you, and this essentially leaves you feeling emotionally satisfied even though it is just a thin cover set up over your own insecurities and unfulfilled desires. You want to be Kaorin. Sound about right? Oh, by the way, I guess you really like sweaters, so here's a new one. Ah, Kagura and Kaori. That was quite sweet. In fact, it seemed Kaori was enjoying it a lot more than even I expected. And Kagura's heart certainly seemed to do a few extra laps there... Hehee. Here's hoping for increased shows of affection. If for no one else, then for Koharu's sake. Ah, and Sakaki. I noticed as Yomi & Tomo kissed... and Kagura & Kaori kissed... maybe you should kiss somebody too. Like maybe Chiyo? Or Ayumu? Considering that James is not there. Chiyo. Keep up with the good work. And Ayumu, never give up on your quest to fix Chiyo's sorrowful pigtail status. - Jani, The Liaison of Psycho-Babbling Learners
Keshi-sama 2008-09-01 ch 31,	abuseto Jay- So... can Shouta stay there for a while? to Kagura- Whew! A hundred songs in a row! With combos in the thousands, no less! We rock the DDR world! to Tomo- Look out, I think the platypus is sending his minions after you for unknown reasons. Oh, by the way, there's another duck. to Sakaki- So... Sekeki's in the dungeon now... So's all the others... I KNOW! How about a human Kamineko! He's bein' teleported there right now! -KS
King Zairak 2008-08-31 ch 31,	abuseTo Koyomiko:I'm sure you'll remember after I describe her, dark hair covering one eye, carries around a bag of sugary treats, umm...pair of red devil-horns sticking out of her head. To all:Anyone there who's as much of a comic nerd as I am and has played Marvel:Ultimate Alliance? And if so, which 4 heroes made your ideal team? -Zairak
Speedytoka002 2008-08-31 ch 31,	abuseHey all Okay about the presants Chiyo: I put the chemicals in a way they woundn't react with each other. They shouldn't have exploded unless my younger brother fooled with them Kagura: The machine has a button that can make it as big as a house. You can go inside it and exercise under 200 times earths gravity. P.S. start a 2 times earths gravity Sakaki: I found out that the Liar wasn't what I sent you because of a clone of I made of one of you, it's almost obvious who it is, took it out and put a rattletarancula in. It's very dangerous on bite can give you 20 times as much venom as they give seperatly Tomo: another issue of the Lupin series is in with this letter Nyamo: Don't ask how but I got you a licence. It's in with the letter Kaori: I just got word from my older brother that about 2,0 people will do anthing to get on your planet. So I guess you already have slaves Ayumu&Kaori: I will be there after the show to pick you up in my spacecraft. Along the way I will but you each your own spaceship Chihiro: If you want I could get you a bigger ring. I mean it's not like I got a gun to my head or anything hahaha... Jay: I you want I could put all you old weapons back. And can you please put Rachel on the help desk so I can ask he a qusetion along with the rest Yomi: How are those pills working. A human friend of mine tried them and she said tey work fine Yukari: I guess you know already but the bottle dosen't get you drunk. You still get the taste and the feeling of being drunk but you don't acually get drunk Koyomiko: I'm sorry if the colors are a little hard to pernounce. Koharu: If you still want I could still teach you a marshal art Nekosa: What is you favorite animal from the book Madoka:I challenge you to a DDR, a sword fight, and a hand to hand match. Mainly because I'm bored
Sammy-Kun 2008-08-31 ch 31,	abuseFirst of all, Congrats on 30 full episodes, Jay. ^^ Now for more questioning, and in the same order. Tomo-Chan: Congrats on your victory, Tomo-Chan. Have you ever pulled more than one all-nighter in a row? Yomi: Have you ever gotten in trouble for upper-cutting Tomo in public? Kagura: I know you're not fond of dresses, have you ever considered wearing a boy's uniform instead? Don't take this question the wrong way, I mean no insult in this. Sakaki: Have you ever tried something new to your hair? I don't mean cut it. I could NEVER imagine you with short hair. Chiyo: I'm free tomorrow. If I could come over then, I'd appreciate the lesson. Ayumu: Do you play video games, and if so, what are your favorite kinds? Kaori: Has Chihiro used those tranquilizer darts on you? XD Chihiro: I'm glad you liked my gift to you. So, have you and Josh gone the next step in your relationship? Madoka: The info on the Shinnai was useful, I thank you again on that. When you were first learning, did you accidentally throw the shinnai anywhere? Koyomiko: Is there a career that you would have in mind when you grow up? Koharu: Do you have a favorite kind of music? Nekosa: No one should make fun of you, it's not your fault you are who you are. Do other people ever pet you, or try to? Yukari: Have you ever tried Everclear? 190 Proof grain alcohol, something to truly put you on your ass. Sorry, I can't send you any since it's illegal to sell where I live. Minamo: I'm guessing that P.E was your thing in school, but is there a subject that you excelled at in school second to that? Thank you for your time, as always. Sammy-Kun. ^^
The M.B.A Squad 2008-08-31 ch 31,	abuseJay: Just for a reminder, You should be expecting a note from the TARDIS. Nekosa: You know, if you want to have someone that really scare dogs away for good, then you should see some guy named Micheal Vick. Nyamo and Yukari: I need your approval on this form (shows permission form) by signing it. With this, you've give us complete permission to make robotic versions of you two. Osaka: I heard of a new CPU game called "Spore" to come out September 7th, you should buy it! Yomi and Kaorin: You two gotta this new fanfic called "Kaomura Aida" C'mon read it. We dare you. (M.B.A)
zeldapeach 2008-08-31 ch 31,	abuseSakaki/JBK - Forget it, I really don't wanna do this anymore - go hit Sakaki/JBK for all I care I just don't want to hear anymore details But maybe JBK needs to 'get out' more? Just my thoughts Kagura - you really should consider meeting Taira & Kaida - it's been weeks! Toyomi - Cherish your love! Koharu - I am not a wuss, that sort of trick CAN get you into trouble..,I'm just concerned for you Kaorin - Want to go out bowling with me? I could relieve some stress. Just Imagine all those pins as your enemies...NOW that's some stress relief! All - Sorry for being mean if I was in anyway - I don't know what came over me... Here's some brownies and tickets to my next AzuParody project - I hooe it makes it up... - Cartoony

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