This story makes me lol so much, I fell off my chair!

Keep up the great work!

lol i love these lines

Harry spun on the spot and said, "Crack!"
Thank you, and have a good day. And don't forget to floss."

That was great! But what is the back story about the chocolate cake?

Thats how it ends @#$!%^&

This was funny. Dumbledore setting cakes on fire, Malfoy just generally on fire... Hermione in detention... Excellent Work. :)

this story is so funny like lol funny oh btb its 4:20 a.m. and you happen to be the first person that i have been able to send a review to sense i got my defender pro protection like 5 months ago so ok ramblings over and your story was still way far funny k bye

HOLY MOTHER OF SWEET CAREMEL COVERED TOFFIES!

I DONT THINK I'VE EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD AT SEVY. I WAS LITRALY TRYING TO BREATHE PROPERLY.

DAMN GOOD JOB.

CHEERS.

that was the end? ANyway, it was good and I thoroughly enjoyed it!

This story is so completely un-realistic, not to mention ridiculous, and yet... I laughed SO hard.

Oh my gosh, this is actually one of the funniest things I've ever read -- no lie. Loved the beginning of the last chapter, when they get "punished" in Dumbledore's office. I was dying!

Couldn't quote all the lines I loved -- there's just too many. But "My Snitch!" was hilarious. And also, "'If you'll just look in Hogwarts: A History' and Harry dozed off." (not exact) haha.

Made my day -- for real.

"I come in peace. Welcome to earth, I'm a human, also a witch"

"Okay Harry," said Hermione. "there are three problems with what you are trying to do. First, you can't Apparate. Second, you can't Apparate at Hogwarts, and third, YOU CAN'T APPARATE!"

"Okay, there is no way that I could have done this," said Malfoy who was clearly desperate.

My fave phrases. You rock! this chappie is totally hilarious!
and imagine Draco looking desperate! wahahaha! i so lurve this story! obviously a fave! keep up the good work and update soon!

ha ha ! WHat's Snape gonna do to 'um?

You should have sneak in a quote about Hogwarts a history.. :) Loving this fic by the way.

"Wishes do come true!"
hahaha! this is hilarious!
keep up the good work and update soon!

ha ha ! 'Mione's being an insufferable know-it all!

more I neet more!