This is pretty much one of the funniest things I have ever read...yes. You had Zapp's character right on! Loved it when KIf opened the crate! HA! Velour...ZAPP'S A WEIRDO! Loved it!

I love this!

Zap and Leela are my fav characters

Lol I love it. I've always liked to see Zapp Brannigan fail to win Leela.

Brilliantly written, had me laughing out loud and receiving rather weird looks from other people in the computer room :P My only disappointment with this is it's too short!! ;)

i was trying to stay awake in that story SO BORING
DELETE THIS CRAP

Very nice prose. You handle Zapp's POV well.

D: That was so horrifying! Poor Kif.
But also very amusing. And, even better, I can imagine it happening on the show. Which is pretty rare on this site!

Heh heh. The title "Zapp's Package" is in itself an innuendo.

This was great. Your characterisation of all of them was spot-on.

You did a perfect job of capturing both Zapp's personality and the feeling of the show. It's rare to find a writer who can do both comedy and drama (just read your Onigumo and Osamu fic). You've got a lot of talent.

Nice story. Love the Zapp humor in this. But you do have some spelling and grammar issues to look over. Your paragraphing could do with a touch up to.