"Oh you clever Black."
I love that : )

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMG!! THE LAST PARTS WERE ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!! *cracks up*

Dude, this chapter was the BESTT!! AAHH!! *screams* Is this the end!? *sniff* NOOHOO!! This was SUCH a good story/oneshots/fanfic challenge/thingy/whatever!! Its DEFINITLY one of my FAVORITES!!

What you wrote was soo true! About the slashers and the Lucius-Azkaban thing. And how Lucius spoke of Rowling was so funny, lmao. I loved the Pajama one too--star farts!! Thats classic!! I've never heard that one before, lol!!

AAHH YOU MUST WRITE ANOTHER THING LIKE THIS!! I dont care what it is, but you must write more! You're writing is fantastic!!

Thank you for writing this and let me enjoy it and read it and review it...I'm sad that it had to end, cus honestly everyday I'm like checking my email, waiting for an update from this. Its something that I've gotten used to, and I'm sad that its gonna be no more. *tear* THIS ROCKED!! *bursts into tears*

~BGE T_T !!

...Did I review this chapter? I could have SWORN I did! GAASP!

No! I didnt, how could I forget?

Its cus I was reading like 500 stories at a time and had to review some of them so I got this mixed up with the others...wait does that mean I forgot to review the other story? SHITT! *headdesk*

Hahahh! I just have a lot of things opened right now...

I loved the 'Charms' one, hahah!! And she called him darling in one but he was rude to her...UGH! *screams and rips his hair out*

I love how she talks back though. WOOHOO! Woman POWAA!!

The one about snowballs, I was like, O_O!!

He would have crucio-ed her only because she (rightfully) pelted him with a snowball? YOU ARE INSANE, MAN, INSANE! *shudders* Go brush your prissy blond hair or something!! *attempts to sneer but fails*

...*deflates*

WHATEVER! *sticks nose up in air*

I LOVE these!! And why doesnt anyone read these? WHAT THE *BLEEP*!! These are soo soososososo good! Its better than HALF the stuff these people write these days:

"Severus snuck up behind Lily's bent figure and took a great big obsessive wiff of her hair and then bolted away! Oh ma gosh! This is a new develepment because no one EVER knew that Snivellus was a creepy stalker! LE GASP! :O"

And:

"You're a great, big, fat, ugly, stupid, arrogant, bullying, butt and toe rag and I hate you for no illogical reason other than the fact that I'm mentally instable and my red hair causes me to explode at random times! Grr! I hate you James Potter! For no apparent reason! And you need to suddenly grow up and mature over the summer even though its ME who has the anger managment problems and think I'm Saint! GET AWAY FROM ME I'LL NEVER DATE YOU! *insert James grabbing her face and snogging her* ...Oh. OH, well in that case I LOVE YOU! *couple prances away happily*"

And:

"Ginny...Ginny I cant be with you because Voldemort will kill you if he knows I'm going out with you even though Draco Malfoy and Severus Snape have already told him about my feelings for you and you're basically a blood-traitor and he wants to kill you anyways. So I'm just gonna dump you and become all angsty for the both of us and after I nearly die I'll finally realize that we're meant to be and forget whatever I said before. Mmkay? Right. You're dumped. CHEERS!"

And other stupid cliched stuff. Yeah. MHM.

So update soon! WOOHOO!!

~BGE =D!!

HAH! *snorts* FAT PHASE! Hahahah!

Lucius is SOO funny! I love how you make him in this story. Even his mean-ness is appealing, kinda. But I love it most when Narcissa fights back. I LOVE HER!

I think Lucius was less cruel towards her in this chapter, and I think thats an improvement for him cus he seriously has a bitchy attitude, lol, he has to take anger management classes.

I seriously cant imagine him with anyone else but Narcissa, and even if in this story theyre rivals, they just go SO well with each other, even if they dont think so. Theyre perfect.

Update soon! This was a realy really REALLY good chapter!!

~BGE =D

I couldn't get through any of these without cracking up. Very very impressive!

LE GASP!! LUCIUS IS ABOOSIVE!!

GOD, I mean, okay, he doesnt have to be abusive just because he didnt get his happily ever after. He's such a drama-queen, good LORD! Narcissa isnt getting hers either!! And he's making sure of that!!

I WANT TO BITCHH SLAP YOU LUCIUS!!

Hehehe, the rest were funny. I LOVE when Narcissa talks back, shows that SHE HAS NERVE! WOOT! GIRL POWA!

~BGE =D

Bahahhaha the last one was funny, too, albeit a bit cruel.

Why cant Lucius divorce her, then?? Why does it have to be her choice?

Whats it with him and Narcissa? Does he only hate her because he has to marry her against his will? Why didnt he ask his father to find him another pureblood wife, then? And why didnt she ask for someone else if he couldnt stand her?

Narcissa seriously isnt that bad...shes beautiful, shes the perfect pureblood wife, shes intelligent, shes graceful, shes elegant...Lucius is being a snotface. ARGH!

Plus, it showed in book 7 that Narcissa was a really good person at heart...She saved Harry's life, which means she's a MAJOR contributer to the end of the war. Without her Voldemort would have ruled and killed everybody.

And also, I think Narcissa and Lucius truly DID love each other. Okii, how about that chapter where Lucius looked all beat up and whatever, and he was alone with the Dark Lord, and he was hinting very very strongly that he wanted to go to the castle to save his son, Draco. Which means, he loves his son. Which means, he loves his wife. He's always been good with her in the books, nothing to indicate that he is like how you depict him. I've always thought that even though purebloods back in the days had arranged marriages, Lucius and Narcissa had a say in theirs and chose each other. I dunno, thats just my opinion. Plus, you dont see Lucius sneering at Narcissa in the books. He's actually very protective of her and Draco.

But anyhoo, this is just your opinion and I respect it. I'm not saying anything against you or your story, I LOVE your story. Just pointing out my opinion up there.

UPDATE SOON!! And by the way, I have NO idea why the fark no one reads this!! ITS SO GOOD!! You should have gotten a bushel of reviews each chapter!! Pshaw!!

~BGE :O

Damn, he's MAD!

Whats wrong with him? ARGH!

As usual, I love your writing. Most were funny in this update, others were kinda scary cus he was violent and being a total muffinfucker.

And I know that muffinfucker isnt a real word but IGNORE THAT because LUCIUS IS A MUFFINFUCKER!!

Do you hate Narcissa or do you think this is just Lucius's point of view? Who are you siding with? *steps away from you, scared*

Uhh, erm, umm, ehh, YEAH, I have to go goin...

*runs away screaming*

~BGE O_O

Heyy!!

Hahaha omg Lucius's boggart had me cracked up!!

I still dont know why he just couldnt PRETEND to like her, or just TRY to like her. Okii, shes not the one he loves but SHE MOST CERTAINTLY DOESNT LOVE HIM!

Cant he see that hes making her suffer? He really doesnt have a heart, he can only think about himself.

And hes mean to Draco too. I mean, it IS her child, but its HIS CHILD TOO. All because it came from her doesnt mean he has to treat it like scum too!


Anyway, apart from that I enjoyed this immensely! And also, QUESTION!

How did they ever conceive a child if Lucius is being a farthead?? Wouldnt he be sickened to touch her or something??

Holy cheese I feel so bad for Narcissa in this story...

I love how you make everything canon (apart from maybe the whole Narcissa/Lucius thing) and how you base the oneshots on real life Harry Potter situations.

I dont know why no one else reviews, this is FANTASTIC! I think its because they dont like the Malfoys or something--WTF the Malfoys are the best!! Apart from James Potter and Sirius Black!!

*hugs you* Keep writing!

~BGE =D

O_O Stupid Lucius. Stupid Lucius. Stupid Lucius stupid Lucius stupid Lucius.

Hehe, I'm just siding with Narcissa here.

Do you the wonderful artist who calls herself Makani? She's obsessed with Lucius/Narcissa/Draco, and she's hilarious.

This is her website, check it out: w.acciobrain.

There's General Art, Silly Art, Fanart100 (its just like what you're doing now, but instead of writing its art), Commissions, etc...

Oh and theres also a spelling mistake thingy, the last line:

is. I’m begging you.”

What??

Anywho, I really like your story, even though Lucius is a wankerface here.

~BGE =D

Why is Lucius being such a dickhead with Narcissa?

I personally think that shes the second best out of her sisters (Andromeda being the first). Actually, Bellatrix is just plain stupid/cruel, so shes not included.

Anywho, I love Narcissa becus she saved Harry's life, and also she was never a Death Eater, although she hated muggles. But it was in her blood, and she was raised like that so you cant expect much more from her.

Lucius has SO got to change, wtf, in this story he's being a stupid prick for no reason. I know that this is your opinion on him maybe, but I always had the idea that they truly loved each other and their son, the seventh book at my defense.

I have nothing against your version though, its quite interesting to see him loathe her in such a way. Bleh, hes being retarded.

Update soon please, I enjoy this immensely!

~BGE =D

P.S.

Adding to favorites!