aw! i'm sad! hopefully, this will start speaking to you again soon!

Please update! *kneels and begs since the authoress demanded worship* This is so good so far! It's hilarious and I can't wait to find out the identity of the stalker! The favorite choices are probably Itachi, Orochimaro, and Karin since I really don't think it's Sakura. I love that Hinata was quick thinking and compliant to her client's wishes and went along with his lie, or that Sakura was stupid enough to believe it, it seems like the plot is about to become more interesting and exciting!

Ah, Word-sama, you should really update sooner! *laughs*

OMG, please please update!

HAHA, i LOVE this beginning so far.

please update soon! i like it!

this is a great story ^-^ I love the plot Hinata's his body gaurd! XD u should totally update

i read this stoey because i like when is aboutsasuke and hinata also your story ie really cool

Ugh, Sakura can go die! Better yet, I could have the pleasure of being killed five times before she hits the ground. XD Other than that I really love your fic and I cannot wait for more! Hina-chan is the best!

noo!!please update!

Damn it!! You rulez! I liked it much, dank ^_^

Haha, this was an amusing read. I love your writing style and how you make comments on Sasuke's "Uchiha-ness". XD And Sakura's fangirliness cracks me up. I especially liked the part about her life flashing before her eyes and her "future" too. lol. I think you worked the irony in very well at the beginning but after that it kinda got predictable. I foresaw Sasuke's obvious manly weakness to women (in this case, to a particular woman -winkwink-) that would show up during their fight and Hinata's reaction to the "stalker" and especially that sad slip that Sasuke had at the end of the chapter that totally screwed up his pride. (But it doesn't make them any less amusing.) I'd like to see some more of that irony you promised (okay, not promised exactly, lol, but you get my drift) and some unexpected surprises and twists (but I'm sure you're just taking your time for now).

As for your poll, I think this story goes back and forth between crack and seriousness, which is always an interesting mix, though it's always possible to abuse the crack to the point that the story becomes ridiculous.

By the way, just a side note, you have a couple of grammar mistakes, usually ones having to do with tense shifts. Although your story is still understandable even with them. ^^ I'm just saying this to try to help you improve. (And also because I'm a freakin' perfectionist. :P) Also, when Sakura says "You're what, Sasuke-kun?" it should be "Your what, Sasuke-kun?" You meant to use the possessive pronoun, not the contraction "you are", right? ^^;

P.S. I'm pretty sure "Demo" means "but" in Japanese. I also believe that you meant to use "Ano" which means something along the lines of "well..." or "um..." and I see the term ("Ano") used usually after a really awkward moment/silence. But I'm no expert on Japanese, so yeah. I just found that term that you used a bit off according to the context.

Ah...Gawd how I hate Sakura when she's around Sasuke-is it just me or does she seem a little bipolar when she's around him?

Anyway, creepy death threats and blood stains on walls...I'm starting to really like this fic-so you had better update soon!

Ok here I'm taking a guess at who the killer is and it might be Orochimaru, but since you said you don't have anything plotted down in ink it could be Sakura...boy wouldn't that throw us all for a loop.

The reason I say that is because, how many stories have you seen with Sakura as a killer-none, and Orochimaru...like a hundred zillion. Plus, Sakura's creepy obsession would definitely put her in there as a suspect in my book. Hey, this is your fic and those were only my humble opinions...use them if you like.

As for your poll I say: You're on crack...but hey now without other authors on crack we wouldn't have SasuHina now would we?

ALL HAIL THE MIGHT OF SASUHINA!! It pwns you. X3

ASDALSKDJ MOAR :O I like it so far :3 I hope you update soon :) w00t for Sasuke and his pride, nyahaha XD

chapter was lol. but make the next 1 longer.