XD. Sanada is a parrot with a problem. lol. Poor Niou. His inner child has been exposed! Amusing story~~`*

Nice story!

GAH there's a new story! Acch! I was totally going to review whatsitcalled the Metaphor one! I was going to do it today or actually yesterday...no, what was yesterday? Those electrical service jerks stole my power and broke my router yesterday. I meant to review it on...TUESDAY! Kirihara's birthday! Yeah. I shall get to that.

Oh right. I never told you who this still-slightly-mysterious person is. Yeah, I'm Javert! Again! I set up an account FOR YOU! Sorrysorrysorry I'm sort of spazzing out right now, but really I'm just high on life. I hope you know that's basically your doing. :)

...Oh. I thought that it said 'the two others on the beach'. I was like, "Why are you on a beach if it's raining and in the middle of September and there are only two other people on it anyway?"

Hahahahaha. That made me happy. Really happy. I like Jackal the rabbit with cyanide. And I love Niou's cute reaction to Kirihara's relaying of what Yukimura said. It makes me really really happy when Niou does something almost human and is like 'meh! meh! meh!' (When has he ever done that?!) Oh, I just got a telephone survey thing from this guy halfway across the country! It was about fast food and it was like, 'How many times have you had fast food in the last 10 days?' and I entered '0' so they didn't have any more questions for me. Yay life! Anyhow. I love when Niou is sort of like, 'I'm actually human and not a man-eating salamander of some sort with a blacklist and a nasty-lookin' agenda!' This mostly happens around Choutarou. I think I'm starting to like that pair. :) I sort of was like 'what?' at first. Well, now I'm still like 'what?' but it makes me happy as long as they're happy, you know the drill. Go you, Niou-san! *salute*

Whoa, Kirihara is only ALMOST as tall as Marui?? Kirihara is like...20 feet tall! Well, no. That's not true at all. But Marui is like 4 centimeters tall. He's like a sack of flour or a rag doll. I can't imagine him being taller than anyone. As you can see, I tend to have flawed views on character height (I have bad spacial reasoning skills.) Like Choutarou? He's about 60 feet tall.

By the way, I realized the other day that I've missed a lot of people's birthdays for the first however many years of their lives. That came as really depressing to me, so HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You know what my history teacher told me a few weeks ago? The second we're born, we begin to die. That's so emo! I was depressed for the rest of the day. My American History book tells me that Benjamin Franklin said, 'In life only two things are certain, death and taxes.' It was something like that. I need to find a more upbeat motto or something. History class is kind of morbid.

Why am I just talking about anything? This is about the story! Okay, right. Kirihara is so adorable and I want to take him home. He's so cute, I can't stand it. He's like my second cousin, only he says the alphabet right, screams less, and probably likes bread. Probably. I'm not sure though. I hope that Kirihara's 15th year is the best ever. And I feel bad for Yukimura; he'd finally caught up (in terms of age)...but nonetheless. What's up with Yukimura, anyway? I was sort of completely hoping that the next one would be called 'IN WHICH SANADA AND YUKIMURA HOOK UP AND YUKIMURA DOES NOT GO TO AMERICA.' But unfortunately, 1.) you tend to have better titles than that and 2.) maybe none of that will happen! Anything's good though. Anything works. I love to read your stories since they're so...GOOD. You're excellent. No...you're amazing. :D

Right! Thank you very much for the excellent story (once more) and my favorite quotes...yes, quoteS, would be:

“Spiders can swim?” Akaya looked alarmed.

That's really cute and I don't know why because he's like...ALARMED! I recently had a revelation concerning what AU stands for. Yes, after how many years of this...

and

“They’d better not be able to swim,” Akaya muttered.

I totally understand this point of denial. I came in to math class on Monday and I asked the kid next to me, 'What's today?' And he told me it was the 24th, which I accepted and then backtracked and I kept vehemently denying this, that it was actually the 25th. I was sort of bugged then since I had just told my friend that it was Kirihara's birthday since she had been saying constantly over the weekend that it was Shikamaru's birthday on whatever day. And it wasn't Kirihara's birthday. D: Life is hard. And that is why I now have something against the 24th of September. Thank you. *bows*

What else? I have to go read the other story now, only actually, I can't. ARGH! I have to say, too, as much as I love Niou, I so desperately hope that Fuji wins singles 2 now. I LOVE Fuji. It completely broke my heart when he lost to that punk on Shitenhouji. Well, actually, not really a punk per se, I like that kid. I just happen to think it completely ludicrous that anyone should beat Fuji. That's heinous. Fuji is just...awesome. I love him. He's so creepy. :\ And I seriously hope that it never gets to S1. Ever. Since I don't want Mura to lose, I'll just block it out... *covers ears* I love Kaidou. That was sort of random, but I love Kaidou. He's so precious.

tee hee... I like the comparison of the rikkai players to animals... Chinchilla with an air rifle, parrot with a problem...

BUAHAHA!! Cracks me up!

PS: What is a switchblade?? XD

Happy Birthday Aka-chan! ^^

To tell you the trust, I have no idea how old he is.. But if he's 15, then he's the same age as me!! *squeal*

Anyway, I was wondering when you produce a masterpiece again.

Favourite part:

Akaya nodded, then grinned against Marui’s throat. “I’ll get Yanagi-senpai to do an experiment with spiders and swimming,” he said. “That’ll be fun. We can pretend that Niou-senpai’s a spider.”

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LOL! Here's another one

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“You know,” Marui said, “you remind me of a kitten with a knife when you grin like that.” He couldn’t see Akaya’s face, of course, but he knew the exact expression that would be on it.

“A what? I’m not a kitten. I’m a… hawk with a knife.”

“Has to be a domestic animal,” Marui said lazily.

“Fine. A tarantula with a knife.”

Marui had to consider that a second, but let it pass. “Alright, yeah.”

“What does that make you?”

“Me? I’m a puppy with a gun.”

Akaya grinned again. “Niou-senpai’s a guinea pig with napalm.”

“Mura’s a cat with a switchblade.”

“Yanagi-senpai’s a crocodile with a… mouth.”

Marui let that one slide again. “Jackal’s a rabbit with cyanide.”

“Yagyuu-senpai’s a… chinchilla with an air rifle.”

“Fukubuchou’s…”

“A parrot with a problem,” Akaya cackled. The two sniggered childishly for several minutes.

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You are one ineffable author. ^^ (purposely quoting a lot to lengthen review -_-;)

Aww, Akaya is such an aka-chan. ;]

Recently, I've been calling Kirihara, Hara-kiri. ==;; [Simply because I just REALISED that that word was a reciprocal of his name.]

Very cute fic! Good job!

“… ‘Haru has a deeply suppressed inner child that he resents and feels that he absolutely shouldn’t have, but lets out on occasion because of his self-destructive nature so that he can feel guilty and miserable about it afterwards and then take it out on other people to relieve the childish guilt.”

OF COURSE, that was the best line. Hahaha, Akaya has good memory. xDD And, also, the HaruAkaMaru scene was loved. :DD

*goes to the other update! Yay for the updates! :DD*

Even if you aren't sandy... this is still brilliant.

I want a parrot with a problem. (What'd the problem be? Talking too little? Too much?)

Aw, that was so cute! Haha, i loved the part with the animals and the weapons. I'd so want Yagyuu if he was a chinchilla. He'd be all domestic, or like docile and stuff. Yeah...Anyway i can't believe I forgot Kirihara's birthday. Oh well, I'll just bake cookies in celebration. XD

‘Haru has a deeply suppressed inner child that he resents and feels that he absolutely shouldn’t have, but lets out on occasion because of his self-destructive nature so that he can feel guilty and miserable about it afterwards and then take it out on other people to relieve the childish guilt.

*dies* Awesome. Andandand...Kitty...spider...puppy...chinchilla...*dies laughing*

Awesome. Just awesome.

~KA

Oh, and Akaya STILL didn't get last years birthday present. And you know I'm still dying to see that written. *grins*

omg you are G-D! i love the inocent anamals with weapons!! i love you!

Poor Aka-chan, a turtle toy must be an horrible present. You should have made his mother visit and bring a step father in her suitcase. It would have been fun to see their reactions..

I really liked the comparison part...

uwa... */*
love it ! so cute! stupid niou ¬.¬

Sweet. XD! The bit about the animals was hilarious. 'Niou's a guinea pig with a nepalm'. Just plain funny. *worships Sandy, then regains posture*. I know I said this review would be longer than the last but It's 9:45, I have a rather large piece of HOL homework I have to finish (curse you for setting us so much homework Maya) and some school homework too, thats due for tomorrow (which just plain sucks) and all for 10.

Meh, whats another red comment in the homework planner, anyway I have finished with the depressing part of my rant of no return. I can't seem to write anything that's coming out right. I have an idea, not sure if it would work though, but it's worth a shot. Don't really have the time.

There's way to much homework in this world. Hehe, listening to 'you ain't never had a friend like me' from Aladdin for my school choir. (well its more like a casual group really but that's neither here nor there). Ever heard of a book called Animal farm (Depressingness :(

Okay I'll stop talking now. G'night

DON'T STOP WRITING OR THE NEW IMPROVED 'super imagine 7yf00 prod will get to you'

~Nita

(Sorry about the ranting again)