   Trekkie6
2007-09-28 . chapter 1{I sat down, moved the mouse, and found myself looking at a screen covered in tiny folder icons...There was no rhyme or reason to where the folders were located.} heh heh Cuz it’s her mess. She knows where she puts everything.
{Even some celebrities had their own folders.} Does Superman have *his* own folder?
{It would be a nightmare sifting through all this stuff to find the one document I needed.}That’s what ‘search’ is for.
{Then my eyes zeroed in on the Superman folder.} I should win a prize for that.
{Of course she would have a folder for my alter ego. After all, if she had a folder for Lex Luthor and John Corben} If only I knew who that was…and why does she still have one on Lex?
{I only hoped that the content in my folder would be a bit more polite than the others.} *snort* It just may be a little dirty…
{Earlier that evening over dinner she had mentioned wanting to take a long shower and just relax.} Take a bath, it’ll last longer and you won’t use as much water in the long run.
{If I read fast enough, I could take a peek at her Superman files and she would never know.} Well now that’s dishonest.
{After all, it wasn’t like she could write anything about me that I didn’t already know about myself.} Not necessarily true.
{But then, she had told me to come in here and get the other file. She had to know I would see this.} lol Maybe that was the point.
{Surely there wasn’t anything in there that would hurt for me to read.} *chuckles* Well I wanna know what it says, so open the darn thing.
{Everything Lois had ever written about me was there, from the first interview to the article she won the Pulitzer for to her latest scoop on a string of bank robberies that Superman helped police solve} Why’s he talking about himself in 3rd person, lol
{One in particular caught my attention. It was labeled “Shut Them Up” and had been created a year ago, but had been modified a mere two days ago.} *eyes go wide* How long after the wedding is this?
{What I know about Superman that you don’t, even though you wish you did} *sticks tongue out at Lois*
{He eats, sleeps, bathes, watches television, does laundry,} Poops, pees…Prune juice is some interesting stuff…
{even plays a mean game of minesweeper on the computer that you might miss him doing if you blinked.} LMBO She can’t print this!
M, I want him to make me breakfast…
{Science fiction stories interest him most} Does that make *me* an alien. I’ve often wondered…
{he’ll stop and watch Star Wars every time he notices that it’s on.} Cuz Star Wars is frelling awesome!
This sounds like Lois probably wrote some stuff in anger, and once they got married, she replaced it all with wholesome goodness cuz she felt bad. Or something. I dunno.
{He’s really a homebody when it comes right down to it. He has a strong sense of family and loves occasions like birthdays and holidays where everyone gathers together to celebrate.} Me too!
{His favorite spot in the house is either the couch in the living room or the bedroom.} Gee, I wonder why…
*shakes head smiling* Lois never had any intention of ever sharing this with anyone else. No one else except him. I love this article. Good job, you.
{But in the bedroom, work is put aside for other more enjoyable activities.} Lucky fish.
{Impossible as it may seem, his face, always so gentle, looks more serene and congenial when he sleeps.} Probably cuz he doesn’t have to do 50 different things before the day is over.
{He likes to sleep without a shirt on} *drool*
{And when his eyes flutter open, the sunlight enhances the vivid sapphire of his eyes so much so that anyone who falls under his gaze would automatically be lost in their depths.} Chris had the most piercing stare…
{I’ve seen him bend steel with his bare hands and then handle a newborn baby with the greatest care.} I’ve been wondering what that scene had to have been like. Are you gonna do it?
{It baffles my mind that anyone would suspect this sort of behavior from a man such as Superman.} That’s just cuz they don’t know what they’re talking about. Darn you, Lois. You got the best one!
*fans self* Girl…
{Add to these facts the knowledge that he doesn’t tire easily and could keep up such strenuous activity all night long, and I say he more than lives up to the title of being a “super” man.} HA!
{I don’t mean to sound as if I’m bragging (though I am, a bit).} Oh you definitely are. And I would too, lol
{I don’t mean to make you feel badly about your own poor love lives} ROFL!
{I only mean to put an end to the constant speculation and wonder surrounding our resident Kryptonian.} lol I think you made it worse actually. Especially with that last part…
You actually made me forget that this story was from Clark’s pov, lol
{Lois’ attention to detail when it came to the intimacies of our love life left me… well… shocked, yes, but also more than a little aroused.} I bet... *And* you learned something new!
{Perry would never hear of it.} *snort* Perry. I got your email…
{“Did you find it?”} lol No, he was occupied.
{Her hair was still damp from her shower and she smelled of lilacs and fresh laundry} I love fresh laundry!
{I was already in a bad state before she came in the room, but now it was worse. I turned away from her} ROFL
{“I’m not – I’m not blushing. There’s nothing – why would you say that?”} HA!
I dunno how many times I can smack my leg laughing in this scene. He’s so busted.
{Her eyes narrowed. “What did you find?”} *stifles a giggle* It’s what you get, you know…
“What?” I jumped. “I didn’t find anything.”
{“You read it?” she asked, aghast.
“You wrote it?” I tossed back at her.} HA!
{Her face suddenly grew very stern. “It was a joke.”} Aww! Don’t be mad.
{“Don’t tell me you’ve never seen the group of interns who make it their weekly ritual to gather on Friday mornings for coffee and to dish the dirt on the latest Superman gossip?”} He’s probably busy in the mornings, with traffic accidents and such.
{There are five of them – all female, all in their early twenties, all fresh out of school, and all trying to look like they stepped off the cover of a fashion magazine.} You can’t run in heels. Well some of them you can, but the newspaper is not a runway!
{“They think they know what you’re like, and they don’t. It’s my way of telling them to go to hell – that you’re off the market, and I’d take down any woman who tried to take my place.”} Can’t blame the girl for being…what? Jealous isn’t the right word…
{You know that feeling you get when you have something to say, and if you don’t say it, it will continue to fester until it drives you insane.”} And then you explode.
Lois, shuddup and let him talk!
{“Speaking of being good to go…”} heh heh I hate her.
{Considering she wasn’t wearing anything under her robe, there was very little stopping me from sinking into her right then and there.} *fgrhdrhdr*
{“You know what I’m tempted to do with this article?” I breathed against her mouth.
“What?” she whispered.
“Prove it to be true.”
And I did. We did. Several times.} Rub it in why don’t ya? Glad to see being 50+ isn't slowing them down, lol
Applause for the happiness!! I love it when they’re happy, especially with all the crap they’ve gone through. HAPPY ENDINGS RULE! This isn’t the end is it? There’ll be more?
That just may have been the best article I’ve ever read.
And what a present for Clark! As blunt as it was, it was romantic at heart. You can clearly see how much she loves him. Sure made me jealous… |
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