I actually like this. No offence, but I like the movies and have never played the gamess so I was just reading this to see how bad it would be. but of course it wasn't bad, and surprisingly I'm not offended that you make fun of Claire and Alice so much. Lol but I like the part in the first chapter where you're like
"K-Mart do you have a twin named Walmart?" or something like that. Hope you update soon! And by the way, this ISN'T a bad fic. It's pretty good. :) lol

I love that. It's hilarious. But I want to know why you want to hit Alice so much. She's my second favorite character, after Carlos, of course.

it will be intresting to see what happens next

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good chapter but you spelt mariah carey wrong

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good work

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good chapter, you seem to have a soft spot for carlos and otto

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this was better than last chapter

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wow, that was quite funny, love the walmart part

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OMG! This is fantastic! I can honestly say I haven't read a Resident Evil story this entertaining--ever. Too bad the movie wasn't like this...I mean, I liked the movie and all but this! This is great! Please update again! I love it! Naja

MIKEY LIVES! YATTA! I was so ** when he died. But yeah...love the ways you 'save' all the characters and add the tidbits of randomness..yayy randomness!
I find the narration being heard by the characters very very funny...XD Reminds me of 'Stranger than fiction'. Good movie.
Very funy, I'll be happily waiting for the next update...

MIKEY LIVES! XD

oh my dear Vee, how i adore you...i read this at work and sqeauled with delight...so the next chappie?sohould i get into more detail about the fight in Vegas...yes i av=ctually think i will

love you to the moon and back

:)
M.

YAY!

awesome job!

ok, just started reading! sounds really cool and it's funny at the same time. pretty cool!!

OMG this hilarious! the author is god thing i thought was going to be boring, but you totally made it your own. Good job on the story too and actually i think mikey is my favorite character out of the whole movie. even though he lasted 49 mins. - sunny ps: high five for all the black people left! : )

Even though I love the movies (and, of course, the games), I am finding this hysterical. I like the idea of "Narrator". It adds more comdey. And, if you hadn't said anything about your co-writer, I wouldn't have been able to tell that you had one. You guys are working great together. (As soon as I saw "Narrator's Roving Ambassador", my first thought was NRA.)