I got an orgasm off this! DAMN!

Excellent fic,Matt.
Gotta love the part when Spongebob tells Squidward to stay away from his "Pussy" and it is revealed that Squidward has had this said to him multiple times during the day.

And for all heterosexual males considering marriage,heed Mr.Krab's sagacious words:"You should just dump the bitch before it's too late!"

Yours lovingly
Flame Rising

p.s. Love you Matt 07.Love you

That was disgusting and just plain wrong... so awesome job! Very funny fic! I liked the part with Sandy and your version of the montage. Please keep making these, they're hilarious.

My God, that was one of the most disgusting stories that I've read here.

But, I like stories like this.