that ish really funny! write more plz!! ^_^

lmao! Esp. the last one ^.^ naughty,naughty!

But seriously, I usually hate crack, but this is kinda funny...

cute crackfic...hehe...sentient gourd...giggle

Wow... these are funny! I love... well... all of them! Is sakura really that...dumb? No, thats not the word... Well, would she really believe that he had a kunai in his pants? lol either way, hilarious!

Keep up the good work!

*snickers* just what I needed to brighten my miserable-Murphy day. 'Kunai in your pocket?' has to have happened at some point in Narutoverse and we al know Gaara's teddy had to have disappeared for a reason. Now I know why *grins* (though it does make one wonder how Gaara showers...doesn't the sand deflect it? Hm...)
One teensy critique would be the '?!?!' usage, but that's just a pet peeve (oh, the messenger stories I could tell you that scarred me for life; LIFE I say! ;D) Other than that this was pretty damn brilliant.

Your Sakura rocks and so do you.

- M