Something in the back of my mind says that House really wants to hire him. Great story!

I love you! ;) LOL, House and Monty Python...YES! ;) Now, just drizzle it with chocolate, and I'll melt into a puddle of human goo... ;)

Great stuff, truly did laugh out loud. ;)

More than 50% of this is stolen from Monty Python, and Dodgeball.

If it were longer, I might see the point. At least there wasn't any spam in it.