YAYA.
omg.
you have no ideaa how much these make me laugh xD

Find out Ruby is dating a model half her age! Whateverdotcom. - LMAO xD

“I think I need to go to rehab” She relies “Go, go, go…” Well she’s still in high spirits.- aha. i was SO thinking that when she said it xD

I feel very dazed and confused (picture Courtney Love on a bender)- LOL! aha.

Today I went to work in a playsuit. I am a grown woman, so obviously it was a black one, but a playsuit nonetheless- of course, ahaha xD

So the night I am newly single on I end up being chatted up by a ‘gay’ man in a very gay bar. Life is so confusing….- PLEASE do another chapter xD
LMAO. i lovee her in this AHA.
update & i'll lovee you forever ;D
xox katie

LOL!! This was SO funny!!

Aww, again I show my sympathy, but hey, perhaps he thought it was fake.--> LOL!! Yeah, cuz bomb sniffing dogs can tell whether a Prada bag is fake or not lol!

She left the house 5ft 4in she’s now almost 6ft!--> LOL!! Yes! It's like some of my friends. I'm like... you weren't always that tall. LOL!!

start to wonder if I’ll ever dress so inappropriately at nearly 50?--> LOL! NO!!

I’m a survivor of oceanic flight 815, aww they love that story!)--> LOL!! That's so Shannon lol!!

“I think I need to go to rehab” She relies “Go, go, go…” Well she’s still in high spirits.--> LOL!

It’s time to eat some carbs Ruby or you could be mistaken for a man with a handbag…!!--> LOL!! A man with a handbag! LOL!! hehehe! That's SO funny!!

So the night I am newly single on I end up being chatted up by a ‘gay’ man in a very gay bar. Life is so confusing….--> LOL!!

Awesome job! I loved it!! Update soon!

LOL reallyg ood you should continue.

x

This was really good,

Charlie (My boyfriend) is out with one of his ‘safe’ friends. (I keep a list of who he is allowed to go out with)- haha! That's hilarious.

I’m a panda in pyjamas.- Hehehe!

I’m strapped to a heart monitor (By a gorgeous male nurse, heart monitor shoots up very high)- OMG! That would be so awkward lol.

Charlie comes round with a heart shaped box a chocolates (Extremely tacky box. Wonder where he got the chocolates from? They look like they where air dropped into a 3rd world country, decide against eating them)- OMG! That's so mean!! LOL!

“Oh, how nice. She has a field to run around in!” (I found it VERY funny. Charlie didn’t,- Wow! Charlie has no sense of humor. He's so dull...lol

Charlie says it will only mask the pain (I don’t care, mask it! Give it a cape and let it fight crime, I don't give a damn!)- HAHAHA!

That was really great, lol. SO Shannon! :)

LOL! this was great!
sorry for the late review, i now i promised to review this and i only just remembered now, sorry! but it was great to read shannon's thoughts, you wrote them really well. :D
bonboni
~X~

"Nearly crying with pain ask for whatever drugs they can give. Charlie says it will only mask the pain (I don’t care, mask it! Give it a cape and let it fight crime, I don't give a damn!)" lol, hilarious. I loved all of it... it's SO not what i was expecting judging by your other stories but I liked it because I've never read anything like it.

LOL. Thats so Shannon!!
SAFE friends, omg thats perfect! LOL :P

thankfully I can only see out of one eye (overdid the eyelash glue)- I laughed so much at that!! :P

How suburban. (HAHA) Charlie turns up after a panicked call from Ruby. He’s not impressed. I knew my pyjamas didn’t go with this bag.- LOL. Thats SOO Shannon!!
If this isn't a oneshot (please don't be!) Update soon!!
xox Katie