Hehehehehehehe loooved it!

awesome.

FYI floggers can be bought at Hot Topik in various colors mine is sapphire blue ;) .

Loved this! Such a unique style too!

You MUST write a sequel!

The imagery of a hymen in a jar is hilarious:)

this story was dumb and harry didn't even come up in the story so...**** you **** the ***** who made up this crap!

interesting

I love this. I knew from the 2nd line that I would. And the way you masterfully kicked over the fourth wall was delicious. I get the feeling you don't much like Ron... ;-)

LMAO wonderful stuff. :))

I had to read it when I saw the title. Fraking hilarious. Great read.

This story is so wrong in so many ways, but it is truly one of the funniest things I have read in a while. At the end I actually snorted (my hubby thinks I'm a complete nutter). Good job!

The way you narrate this, I can see this being read aloud to me like some sort of depraved story time :D Thank you for posting, this is utterly hilarious! I think my favorite line is:

"It was just a simple arse, attached to an even simpler arse..."

Too right! I've never fully understood what Hermione saw in Ron. I also adore the idea that Slytherins have the most "delicate consciences" all the better to really enjoy themselves ;) I loved it - well done!

*grins* So silly it works. I especially loved your parting line.

Very funny.