Loved it! Short and sexy!

So so so funny. The dry way you wrote was just perfect. My favorite part was the bit about "Ginny and Hermione both liked Harry, but that, oddly, did not bring them closer together". Made me giggle quite a bit - although I was laughing most of the way through :D

the two first lines are the two most genius things ever written in fanfiction history.

Cackle! And Snigger!

God, that was funny!

That? I loved it. Can't really think of anything to put in as a proper review and only hope that you've taken to glancing at your email notifications and will ignore this horrible fangirl-like gush. Am favoriting, will revisit and reread and laugh all over again in the future.

From the bottom of my heart I thank you for the laughter. Really, I spent the last 5 minutes LMAO over this little gem.

This is the most hilarious, ribald story I've read, yet! I love the cheeky author asides. Very good, and thanks for the laughs.

this is just wonderful! it made me laugh out loud. thanks for sharing.

This was a great story. However I think it would have been even better if you would have wrote more and made it a Severus/Hermione/Lucius story.

This is great... It should be required reading to get on this site

"Contrary to JKR’s opinions, it is Slytherins who have the most delicate consciences, for how else are you to enjoy yourself, if you don’t know that you are sinning. The more advanced Slytherin takes an interest in comparative religion for both the amusement factor - if you’re going to do sardines on toast as a miracle, it should really be washed down with a nice chardonnay, or why bother? – and for the wonderful sensation that comes with knowing almost everything you do, say or think is sinful."


I think I love you. ;-) I am in the process of working my way through your prodigious body of work and I must admit that you are simply fantastic in every conceivable way. Your characterization is wonderful, spot on when need be but also inventive when needs not. Of course I have been laughing myself silly for most of the night, so there is that as well. When plots are involved you deliver most handsomely. Just wonderful. I really don't want to go to bed, despite an early morning awaiting me, so thoroughly have you entranced me. Bravo indeed. To the favorite authors list you go, to languish forever-more. And hopefully provide more entertainment in the future of course.

This was so unbelievably funny. I loved it! They're a threesome from heaven. :)

(Yay for the H/D mention! Because I'm one of Those People. *giggle* )

brilliant.

Snarky and wonderful. I thoroughly enjoyed this!